Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?. Agatha Christie

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      ‘Your hole,’ said Bobby, picking up the ball.

      ‘I think it is,’ said Frankie. ‘And that gives me the match.’

      ‘Shall we play the bye?’

      ‘No, I don’t think so. I’ve got a lot to do.’

      ‘Of course. I suppose you have.’

      They walked together in silence to the clubhouse.

      ‘Well,’ said Frankie, holding out her hand. ‘Goodbye, my dear. It’s been too marvellous to have you to make use of while I’ve been down here. See something of you again, perhaps, when I’ve nothing better to do.’

      ‘Look here, Frankie –’

      ‘Perhaps you’ll condescend to come to my coster party. I believe you can get pearl buttons quite cheaply at Woolworth’s.’

      ‘Frankie –’

      His words were drowned in the noise of the Bentley’s engine which Frankie had just started. She drove away with an airy wave of her hand.

      ‘Damn!’ said Bobby in a heartfelt tone.

      Frankie, he considered, had behaved outrageously. Perhaps he hadn’t put things very tactfully, but, dash it all, what he had said was true enough.

      Perhaps, though, he shouldn’t have put it into words.

      The next three days seemed interminably long.

      The Vicar had a sore throat which necessitated his speaking in a whisper when he spoke at all. He spoke very little and was obviously bearing his fourth son’s presence as a Christian should. Once or twice he quoted Shakespeare to the effect that a serpent’s tooth, etc.

      On Saturday Bobby felt that he could bear the strain of home life no longer. He got Mrs Roberts, who, with her husband, ‘ran’ the Vicarage, to give him a packet of sandwiches, and, supplementing this with a bottle of beer which he bought in Marchbolt, he set off for a solitary picnic.

      He had missed Frankie abominably these last few days. These older people were the limit … They harped on things so.

      Bobby stretched himself out on a brackeny bank and debated with himself whether he should eat his lunch first and go to sleep afterwards, or sleep first and eat afterwards.

      While he was cogitating, the matter was settled for him by his falling asleep without noticing it.

      When he awoke it was half-past three! Bobby grinned as he thought how his father would disapprove of this way of spending a day. A good walk across country – twelve miles or so – that was the kind of thing that a healthy young man should do. It led inevitably to that famous remark: ‘And now, I think, I’ve earned my lunch.’

      ‘Idiotic,’ thought Bobby. ‘Why earn lunch by doing a lot of walking you don’t particularly want to do? What’s the merit in it? If you enjoy it, then it’s pure self-indulgence, and if you don’t enjoy it you’re a fool to do it.’

      Whereupon he fell upon his unearned lunch and ate it with gusto. With a sigh of satisfaction he unscrewed the bottle of beer. Unusually bitter beer, but decidedly refreshing …

      He lay back again, having tossed the empty beer bottle into a clump of heather.

      He felt rather god-like lounging there. The world was at his feet. A phrase, but a good phrase. He could do anything – anything if he tried! Plans of great splendour and daring initiative flashed through his mind.

      Then he grew sleepy again. Lethargy stole over him.

      He slept …

      Heavy, numbing sleep …

       Chapter 7 An Escape from Death

      Driving her large green Bentley, Frankie drew up to the kerb outside a large old-fashioned house over the doorway of which was inscribed ‘St Asaph’s’.

      Frankie jumped out and, turning, extracted a large bunch of lilies. Then she rang the bell. A woman in nurse’s dress answered the door.

      ‘Can I see Mr Jones?’ inquired Frankie.

      The nurse’s eyes took in the Bentley, the lilies and Frankie with intense interest.

      ‘What name shall I say?’

      ‘Lady Frances Derwent.’

      The nurse was thrilled and her patient went up in her estimation.

      She guided Frankie upstairs into a room on the first floor.

      ‘You’ve a visitor to see you, Mr Jones. Now, who do you think it is? Such a nice surprise for you.’

      All this is the ‘bright’ manner usual to nursing homes.

      ‘Gosh!’ said Bobby, very much surprised. ‘If it isn’t Frankie!’

      ‘Hullo, Bobby, I’ve brought the usual flowers. Rather a graveyard suggestion about them, but the choice was limited.’

      ‘Oh, Lady Frances,’ said the nurse, ‘they’re lovely. I’ll put them into water.’

      She left the room.

      Frankie sat down in an obvious visitor’s chair.

      ‘Well, Bobby,’ she said. ‘What’s all this?’

      ‘You may well ask,’ said Bobby. ‘I’m the complete sensation of this place. Eight grains of morphia, no less. They’re going to write about me in the Lancet and the BMJ.’

      ‘What’s the BMJ?’ interrupted Frankie.

      ‘The British Medical Journal.’

      ‘All right. Go ahead. Rattle off some more initials.’

      ‘Do you know, my girl, that half a grain is a fatal dose? I ought to be dead about sixteen times over. It’s true that recovery has been known after sixteen grains – still, eight is pretty good, don’t you think? I’m the hero of this place. They’ve never had a case like me before.’

      ‘How nice for them.’

      ‘Isn’t it? Gives them something to talk about to all the other patients.’

      The nurse re-entered, bearing lilies in vases.

      ‘It’s true, isn’t it, nurse?’ demanded Bobby. ‘You’ve never had a case like mine?’

      ‘Oh! you oughtn’t to be here at all,’ said the nurse. ‘In the churchyard you ought to be. But it’s only the good die young, they say.’ She giggled at her own wit and went out.

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