One on One. Craig Brown

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      HOWARD HAWKS

      HOWARD HUGHES

      CUBBY BROCCOLI

      GEORGE LAZENBY

      SIMON DEE

      MICHAEL RAMSEY

      GEOFFREY FISHER

      ROALD DAHL

      KINGSLEY AMIS

      LORD SNOWDON

      BARRY HUMPHRIES

      SALVADOR DALÍ

      SIGMUND FREUD

      GUSTAV MAHLER

      AUGUSTE RODIN

      ISADORA DUNCAN

      JEAN COCTEAU

      CHARLIE CHAPLIN

      GROUCHO MARX

      T.S. ELIOT

      QUEEN ELIZABETH THE QUEEN MOTHER

      THE DUCHESS OF WINDSOR

      Author’s Note

      Bibliography

      Acknowledgements

      Other Books by Craig Brown

      Copyright

      About the Publisher

      ADOLF HITLER

      IS KNOCKED DOWN BY

      JOHN SCOTT-ELLIS

      Briennerstrasse, Munich

       August 22nd 1931

      Earlier this year, the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei – the second largest political party in Germany – moved into new offices at Briennerstrasse 45, near Königsplatz. As he approaches his forty-third birthday, its leader, Adolf Hitler, is enjoying success as a best-selling author: Mein Kampf has already sold 50,000 copies. He now has all the trappings of wealth and power: chauffeur, aides, bodyguards, a nine-room apartment at no. 16 Prinzregentenplatz.^* His stature grows with each passing day. When strangers spot him in the street or in a café, they often accost him for an autograph.

      His new-found sense of self-confidence has made him less sheepish around women. A pretty nineteen-year-old shop assistant named Eva Braun has caught his eye; she works in the shop owned by his personal photographer, Heinrich Hoffmann. He has even begun dating her. Walking along Ludwigstrasse on this bright, sunny day in Munich, what can possibly go wrong?

      A few hundred yards away, young John Scott-Ellis is taking his new car for a spin. He failed to distinguish himself as a pupil at Eton College. ‘I had advantages in that I wasn’t stupid and was quite good at most games,’ he remembers, ‘yet I squandered all this because of an ingrained laziness or lack of will … I was a mess … I cheated and felt no remorse and when threatened with the sack – “You have come to the end of your tether,” is what Dr Alington once greeted me with – I always managed to put on a tearful act and wriggle out.’

      He has emerged with few achievements to his name. A letter from his father to his mother, written in John’s second year at Eton, reads:

      Dear Margot,

      I enclose John’s reports. As you will see they are uniformly deplorable from beginning to end … I’m afraid he seems to have all his father’s failings and none of his very few virtues.

      Of course we may have overrated him and he is really only a rather stupid and untidy boy but it may be he is upset by the beginning of the age of puberty. But I must say the lack of ambition and general wooliness of character is profoundly disappointing.

      Try and shake the little brute up.

      Yours

       T.

      After leaving Eton last year, John went to stay on one of his family’s farms in Kenya (they own many farms there, as well as a hundred acres of central London between Oxford Street and the Marylebone Road, 8,000-odd acres in Ayrshire, the island of Shona and a fair bit of North America too).

      It was then decided that he should spend some time in Germany in order to learn a language. In 1931, aged eighteen, he has come to Munich to stay with a family called Pappenheim. He has been in the city for barely a week before he decides to buy himself a small car. He plumps for a red Fiat, which his friends (‘very rudely’) refer to as ‘the Commercial Traveller’. On his first day behind the wheel, he invites Haupt. Pappenheim, a genial sixty-year-old, to join him. Thus, he hopes to find his way around Munich, and to avoid any traffic misdemeanours.

      They set off. John drives safely up the Luitpoldstrasse, past the Siegestor. The Fiat is handling well. The test run is a breeze. On this bright, sunny day in Munich, what can possibly go wrong?

      While Adolf Hitler is striding along the pavement, John is driving his Fiat up Ludwigstrasse. He takes a right turn into Briennerstrasse. Crossing the road, Hitler fails to look left. There is a sudden crunch.

      ‘Although I was going very slowly, a man walked off the pavement, more or less straight into my car,’ recalls John. Many drivers, before and since, have used those very same words, often to magistrates.

      The pedestrian – in his early forties, with a small square moustache – is down on one knee. John is alarmed, but the man heaves himself to his feet. ‘He was soon up and I knew that he wasn’t hurt. I opened the window and naturally, as I hadn’t a word of German, let Haupt Pappenheim do the talking. I was more anxious about whether a policeman, who was directing the traffic, had seen the incident.’

      All is well. The policeman has not noticed, or if he has, he is unconcerned. The man with the little moustache brushes himself down, and shakes hands with John and Haupt. Pappenheim, who both wish him well.

      ‘I don’t suppose you know who that was?’ says Haupt. Pappenheim as they drive away.

      ‘Of course I don’t, who is he?’

      ‘Well, he is a politician with a party and he talks a lot. His name is Adolf Hitler.’

      Three years later, in 1934, Adolf Hitler is sitting in a box at the small rococo Residenztheater^* waiting for the opera to begin. By now he is the German Chancellor, the talk of the world. In the adjoining box is the twenty-one-year-old John Scott-Ellis, celebrating the first night of his honeymoon by taking his young German bride to the opera. John looks to his left. Isn’t that the very same fellow he knocked down three years ago?

      The young man leans over. He seems to want to say something. Hitler’s bodyguards are taken aback. Who is he, and what the hell does he want?

      John Scott-Ellis introduces himself. He seizes the moment and СКАЧАТЬ