Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl. Tracy Quan
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Название: Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl

Автор: Tracy Quan

Издательство: HarperCollins

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      Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl

      Tracy Quan

      

       forMike Godwin

      All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

      —GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

      

      Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed…

      —ANDY WARHOL

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

       Epigraph

       4 Origin of My Species

       5 The Folks Who Live on the Hill

       6 As Above, So Below

       7 Johns and Lovers

       8 One of the Girls

       9 A Hooker’s Home Is Her Castle

       10 Only Collect

       11 Hetero Doxy

       12 Origins Again: The Sex of Money

       13 The Bad Seed

       14 In-Laws and Outlaws

       15 Turn of the Century

       Diary of a Married Call Girl

       Acknowledgments

       About the Author

       Praise

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       1 Ménage à Quoi?

      MONDAY. 1/31/00

       Dear Diary,

      Today I had the most embarrassing experience—with one of my regulars. Howard was flat on his back enjoying our threesome with Allison when I decided to straddle him backward—something I’ve done hundreds of times. So I carefully lowered my body, confident that my acrobatics looked like zero effort.

      Howard stood firm inside of me, but I threw in a just-in-case moan for good measure. With my shoulder blades resting against his chest, all he could see was the back of my neck. Lying still in that position is more work than bouncing up and down, but it’s usually the perfect strategy when you’re doing a session with another girl. Howard can’t check to see whether her tongue is really where it’s supposed to be. And besides, it’s his favorite position.

      I felt serene. Supple. At the top of my game. Allie slithered down to the edge of my bed, placing her head somewhere between my legs—and his. I felt her long blond hair tickling my thighs. My cue to start moaning louder: “She’s soooo good at that…she’s licking my clit! Tell her not to stop! Oh, please don’t stop…”

      Unfortunately, when I thought Allison was pretending to do me, she was really doing Howard.

      “Hey!” she whispered, when he had disappeared into the shower. “When you were telling him all that stuff, I was tickling his balls with my tongue!”

      “You were?” I was indignant. “We’re supposed to pretend you’re eating my pussy! If you’re going to change the routine, you have to tell me,” I hissed. “You know I can’t see what you’re doing from that angle!”

      “He seemed to like what I was doing!”

      “Well,” I was forced to concede, “I suppose that’s what really matters.” But still. How annoying.

      Turning my attention to the bedroom phone, I quickly checked my voice mail. Jasmine’s crisp clarity—“Thursday. Don’t be late. Harry at five P.M.!”—was a welcome distraction. Then voice mail from Eileen: “I gave your number to Steven G. He’s dying to meet another Oriental. But he’s kind of kinky, so call me first. It’s for today!” Eileen Wong’s clients tend to be impulse buyers with a hundred strange quirks. And a message from Steven himself, sounding bashful but eager: “Hi, uh, well, I’ll have to call you back. Hello? Are you there? I’m on my way to an ATM. I’ll call back in ten minutes.” There was street noise in the background. Car phone? Pay phone? Hard to tell. He sounds like the type of guy who’s cautious enough to use a pay phone when he calls a working girl. Probably married. Or maybe just self-conscious and paranoid about whatever it is that turns him on.

      Allison mumbled apologetically into her cashmere sweater as she pulled it over her face: “Honestly, I thought you could see me, Nancy! I didn’t know…” As her pale shoulders disappeared into the sweater, her silly ingratiating grimace almost made me back down.

      “How can I possibly see you if I’m staring at the ceiling?” I retorted crossly.

      Howard returned, a СКАЧАТЬ