Checker and the Derailleurs. Lionel Shriver

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       5 / bye, bye, miss american pie

      Just to play the devil’s advocate,” said Eaton, “don’t you think this inundation of aliens has to be stopped? According to Kaypro, the U.S. is on its way to being a full third Spanish.”

      “Hijack isn’t Spanish,” said Checker.

      “By the turn of the century, over half the school-age kids in this country will be Spanish.”

      “Hijack isn’t Spanish,” said Checker.

      “We’re being overrun by Hispanics.”

      “Hijack isn’t—”

      “Foreigners, then.”

      “This country is made of foreigners.”

      A tired point. “Granted. But while personally we all like Rahim—”

      Caldwell guffawed. “Come on, Strike. That little terror would send an army of raving Shiites after your ass in a minute. He hates your ever-loving guts. Let’s not play pretty.”

      Eaton sat tapping his foot. It was impossible to have an intelligent discussion with these people. “I’m trying to approach this politically. While I’m not saying you’re doing the wrong thing with Rahim—”

      “Then why make the point?”

      “There’s something to be said for ideological discourse,” said Howard.

      “What?” asked Check.

      Howard shrank, and shrugged. Howard was often paralyzed by direct questions.

      “See, I’m not much of an intellectual,” Check went on, “like Howard here—”

      Howard beamed.

      “—But ideas in the air. They’re funny animals. They seem to come kind of—afterward. Like, you decide you don’t like some Iraqi, or Spanish people, and then you grab one of these flying things and make it squawk.”

      “You’re saying all abstraction is invalid?”

      “Just seems like a shifty business, you know? To talk about Hijack but to say that the one thing we can’t talk about when we talk about him is—Hijack.” Checker raised his eyebrows innocently. “That make sense?”

      “Not much,” clipped Eaton.

      “Let me put it this way. Hijack goes back to Iraq—”

      “Thwack,” said Caldwell.

      “Exactly. Or at least he gets drafted, and this thing with Iran—”

      “Which isn’t America’s problem.”

      “Everyone is everyone else’s problem,” said Checker promptly.

      “That sounds—burdensome,” said Eaton. “How do you take it all on and keep from killing yourself?”

      Checker studied the table. “Interesting question.”

      Eaton took a shrewd look at the other drummer. “The point is: personal loyalty is one thing. But if you look at the big picture, our borders are being overrun. It’s practically a national emergency. And you’re about to engage in immigration fraud. Sure, you want to help your friend. But morally—even if you won’t recognize the category—your operation is iffy.”

      Finally Checker responded, with unusual gravity. “I live in a little picture. It’s the only picture I have. You say personal loyalty is one thing. I don’t think so. I think it’s everything. It’s the beginning of everything, anyway, Striker. It’s the bottom line.”

      Checker had closed his eyes; finished, he opened them and the whole band applauded. Eaton didn’t know what had gone wrong.

      Checker slid down the basement rail, swung around a water pipe, and tripped into the tiny alcove by the heater where Rahim was once more dripping along with the candle. Check threw the Iraqi a beer. Keeping Rahim hydrated was a full-time project, but with his nights in the glassworks Checker was getting used to cooling his own body like a nuclear reactor and never forgot to bring the hideaway something to drink. He whisked around the cramped back room picking up gyro wrappers and soda cans, noticing how in only a minute or two the steam from the leaky heater began to condense and bead on his skin. The wide cuff he wore on his left wrist shifted; constant perspiration was making the leather slick and Checker carefully readjusted it. In the light of the candle his muscles gleamed, the veins down his forearm shone in golden branches, and water ran in runnels between his tendons. Checker stopped to admire the shine. Sweat reminded him of Syria.

      “Sheckair?” Rahim whispered, sitting in a puddle on the greenish concrete floor. “Not complaining and thanking you so much for the many drinks and the books and the tapes, but—”