Big City Eyes. Delia Ephron

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СКАЧАТЬ because of his hair spout, but the registrar handed over the forms and he enrolled. This surprised me so pleasantly that I stopped at a nursery and purchased tulip bulbs. That evening I planted, measuring an exact six inches from one bulb to the next. The following day I started work at the weekly paper, The Sakonnet Times. A piece of good fortune, landing this job—the editor, Art Lindsay, happened to be the uncle of one of my city friends. Each week I would write a column on a subject of my own choosing, as well as several articles on assignment. I was thrilled to give up freelancing. It’s an outsider’s existence. With this work, I could set an example for my son. I would join the community, be part of the life.

      On October 4, the day events took an unexpected turn, Sam sat at the kitchen table ignoring his bowl of cereal, which he had saturated with so much milk that the Cheerios floated around like pool toys. NR—normal range. One leg was pulled against his chest, permitting a crusty size-twelve foot to rest on the chair seat. He picked at the cuticles on his toes. NR, but disgusting.

      “Isn’t it beautiful out today?” I was reduced to weather talk with Sam. Weather talk had turned out to be a big activity here. Commenting on how crisp it was, or how great the air felt on one’s cheeks. Sam didn’t bother to reward me with his usual grunt. I tried a more provocative approach. “I saw a fox the other day, hanging out down the street, near the corner.” Sam poked the Cheerios with a spoon, sinking them and then allowing them to bob up. “I think the fox had a baby in its mouth.”

      He made the strange noise that I heard from him a couple of times a day: he opened his mouth as if to yawn, but what issued forth was somewhere between a sigh and a wail. I hadn’t yet settled on a rating for this behavior—NR or NNR.

      I really had thought the fox had a baby clamped between its jaws. In a foggy twilight, I was driving home from the Italian deli when I spied the animal by some tall shrubs. First I noticed the flat bushy tail—unmistakable, definitely not dog—then how surprisingly lithe the fox was. Just as it vanished, I thought I saw …

      As a part of my job on the paper, I was allowed to peruse the log, the town’s official computer printout of reported crimes. I went to the police department dispatch office and looked:

      Ellen Franklin, 245 Cummings Lane, complained that a sport utility vehicle pulled in and out of her driveway three times in approximately fifteen minutes.

      Victor Marcum reported that he had received one hang-up call a day for the past three months.

      An intruder entered Stanley Lamb Housewares, 106 Main Street, via an unused doggie door, rearranged some merchandise, but removed nothing.

      I loved the log. I loved the innocence of the crimes and the idea that crimes could be innocent. In addition to mining the log for ideas for my column, I read selections from my notes to Sam at dinner. “Listen to this: A kitchen door was stolen. Someone’s mailbox. Three Dr Peppers were lifted from the refrigerator at Oscar Limpoli’s chicken ranch.”

      I laughed gaily, alone, about these incidents. But I have a theory that just because a child isn’t reacting doesn’t mean he isn’t listening or appreciating. I was influenced in this belief by Enchanted April, the only movie I have seen that is about being in love as opposed to falling in love. It explores the power of relentless kindness. Even though Sam was not my husband or lover, I believed the film’s message still applied. One day he would not be able to resist my stories, my enthusiasm, my jollity, and would end up, against all inclination, having fun.

      “I checked that log,” I continued, despite Sam’s manifest lack of interest. “I scoured it from top to bottom. No missing baby. I must have imagined the whole business.”

      Without any assistance from his hands, Sam worked his feet into laceless sneakers. He got up from the table.

      “May I please have your bowl?”

      He passed it over, and milk slurped over the side onto his hand, which he licked. I put the bowl in the dishwasher, opened the cabinet under the sink to get some Cascade and discovered a dead mouse.

      I slammed the door closed. “There’s a dead mouse under the sink.”

      “This place sucks,” said Sam. He disappeared into the hall, his jeans drooping off his hips, the bottoms drooling around his toes.

      After pacing, trying not to wish there was a man around the house, I opened the cabinet again, this time squinting so that whatever was in front of my face would have a vague shape. The gray blob, undoubtedly the mouse, was between a blurry green—the Cascade—and a yellow blotch, probably sponges. With a wad of paper towels, I reached in and seized the soft gray item, which stiffened and squirmed. I screamed, throwing the wad into the air. The mouse landed on the floor, ran across my feet and under the stove.

      “What was that?” Sam called, his voice remarkably flat given my shriek.

      “Nothing, nothing, forget it, nothing.” I didn’t know that mice slept. I had never heard of a sleeping mouse, except perhaps in a children’s book where mice wore aprons.

      The front door rattled as Sam left. My son never did anything gently. In our New York apartment, drawer pulls were falling off his bureau, his window no longer shut properly, the bathroom doorknob no longer worked. Out the window, I saw him kick up some dirt for no apparent reason as he passed several deer chomping bushes in the front yard. Did deer ever charge, did they bite, did they carry rabies as well as ticks? I rapped on the pane to shoo the animals off, but they ignored me. Possibly they were smart enough to sense the difference between a real order and a feeble one: Please leave, okay? As I cleared the table, and set the milk carton back in the refrigerator, where there was a heap of squash, four varieties, the phone rang. It was Art, my editor, suggesting that I skip the weekly staff meeting this morning and head to Claire’s Collectibles on Barton Road. Over his police band radio, he’d heard that a baby’s head was stuck in a pitcher.

      Another baby. This one should prove less elusive than the last.

      It was before nine and stores weren’t open yet. The child must belong to the owner, Claire. Whoever that was. I started to leave by the front door, but the deer were still nibbling and a convention of squirrels had gathered on the lawn. Squirrels did get rabies, and a person bitten by a rabid one didn’t always survive the antidote: shots injected into the stomach. A sixth-grade classmate had informed me of this, his eyes bulging excitedly as he whispered behind his earth science book. Exiting by the back instead of the front, I ran down the driveway to my car, jumped in, and slammed the door. Even locked it. I hit the horn several times. This caused the squirrels to scatter and the deer to amble off my property. For a second I felt smart, as if I’d invented a new use for the horn. The honking attracted the attention of my neighbor, Mr. Woffert, who was on a ladder engaged in serious construction. He had removed his clapboards and was stapling on Tyvek, the house-wrap. “Insulating,” he had informed me. The task kept him busy from sunup to sundown. I waved and pulled out.

      The trip was quick—a scoot three blocks through my residential neighborhood, a left turn onto Route 35, which almost instantly declared a name change to Main Street. In five minutes, I had reached the intersection of Main and Barton. The site of the calamity was obvious. Three squad cars had spun in at odd angles. How dramatic. They’d been summoned while passing and had to make last-second screeching U-turns across the road. I drove past the shop, then turned into the public lot that backed and serviced businesses along both of Sakonnet Bay’s commercial streets. After trying the rear entrance to Claire’s, which was locked, I hustled down a pedestrian alley to the sidewalk. Flashing my reporter’s ID, I squeezed between some gawkers and pushed my way in.

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