Cat. Freya North

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      They all imagined it quietly for a moment and then burst out laughing.

      ‘Which somewhat makes a mockery of our gift,’ Eric then continued. ‘Here. It’s your survival kit.’

      They handed Cat a shoebox. She lifted the lid, twitched her brow and then laughed as she fingered through the contents.

      ‘Condoms?’ she exclaimed, while Jim shrugged and Eric looked out the window.

      ‘Bic razors?’ she asked, counting four.

      ‘We weren’t sure if they use Immac on their legs,’ said Jim.

      ‘And there’s nothing quite like being shaved by someone you fancy,’ Eric furthered.

      ‘And there’s a lot of leg on some of those boys,’ Jim reasoned.

      ‘So am I to suppose that this bumper-sized bottle of baby oil is for after shave and not for me?’ Cat asked to meek smiles apiece from the two men.

      ‘Why do they shave their legs?’ Eric asked.

      ‘To show off their tans and muscles,’ Jim cooed.

      ‘Aerodynamics?’ Eric pressed.

      ‘Or just a tradition that I, for one, sincerely hope will continue,’ Jim said breathlessly.

      ‘Road rash,’ said Cat, most matter-of-fact.

      ‘Eh?’ said Eric.

      ‘If they crash or fall,’ Cat explained, ‘it’s easier to clean cuts and grazes on smooth skin.’

      Jim looked most disappointed with this information. Cat returned her attention to the shoebox. ‘Vaseline?’

      ‘We read somewhere that it gives them a, um, more comfortable ride,’ Jim said ingenuously.

      ‘Not that we’re suggesting you offer to apply it,’ Eric rushed. Cat raised her eyebrows and held up a wildly patterned bandanna.

      ‘They all wear them,’ Eric said, ‘we saw them on the TV last year.’

      ‘Extra strong mints,’ Cat said, taking the packet to her nose.

      ‘For any, er, passing horses,’ Eric said.

      ‘I’m frightened of horses,’ Cat said.

      ‘You can befriend them with the mints,’ Jim said.

      ‘And that’s why you’ve included them?’ Cat pressed with a wry smile. ‘Not because I’m going to a country where you have meals with your garlic?’ They smiled back at her. Wryly.

      Plasters. Antiseptic. A hundred-franc note. A packet of energy bars.

      ‘We’ll follow your progress in the Guardian,’ Eric said.

      ‘It’ll be good,’ Jim assured her with a squeeze, ‘you’ll be fine.’

      I wonder who’ll end up in the yellow jersey? Cat ponders, sitting up in bed with current copies of Marie Claire and Procycling to hand. It’ll either be Fabian Ducasse or Vasily Jawlensky and I love them both equally but for different reasons. Fabian is stunning in looks and riding, his arrogance is compelling. He exudes testosterone – hopefully in doses that are natural and not administered. Vasily is fantastically handsome too but he really is inscrutable – an enigma. Who do I want to see in the maillot jaune? I don’t know. May the best man win.

       And the polka dot jersey for King of the Mountains? I’d put my money on Vasily’s team-mate, the personable and rather gorgeous Massimo Lipari; the media’s dream and a million housewives’ darling. I’d like him to make it his hat trick though he’ll have to watch out for his Système Vipère rival, the diminutive but charismatic Carlos Jesu Velasquez.

       And the green jersey? For points? Can Stefano Sassetta take it back from Jesper Lomers this year?

       Then there’s the American team, Megapac – Tour virgins, just like me. Maybe I’ll try for some exclusives. I’d love to meet Luca Jones – he seems to typify the international camaraderie of the peloton, living in Italy, riding for Great Britain and racing for an American pro team. He’s meant to be something of a character – but when you’re that pleasing on the eye, it would be a disappointment not to be.

       God, I wish I could speak Spanish or Italian. My French is crap. I should have studied harder for Mamzelle at school instead of – how did she phrase it? ‘Day-dreaming won’t get you a job, O levels will.’

       But actually, I’ve day-dreamt about following the Tour de France for years. And now it’s my job to do it.

      JULES LE GRAND AND TEAM SYSTEME VIPERE

      Swarthy, handsome, smelling of Calvin Klein scent and looking very much like someone who might well advertise their wares if he weren’t a professional cyclist, Fabian Ducasse strolled through his luxurious Brittany apartment and put a George Michael CD into his Système Vipère mega micro hi-fi station.

      ‘If I rode for the Casino team, ha! I would have only a discount in the sponsor’s supermarket chain!’ he laughed out loud. ‘Or a new vacuum cleaner if I was with Team Polti. If I was with Riso Scotti, I could have all the rice I could eat – so, Système Vipère suits me.’ He turned up the volume, reclined his six-foot and twenty-nine-year-old frame on to a leather sofa and listened to George Michael singing about Faith.

      Faith. That’s what I got to have. Got to win the race or no more super hi-fi for Fabian. Must win. Must conquer. Must blast away any challenge. The maillot jaune must be mine.

      ‘Hey, but if I ride for O.N.C.E. or Banesto, I could open accounts with the banks themselves and they could invest all my money and make it even bigger!’ He slipped his hand down his tracksuit trousers and grabbed his cock. ‘Jawlensky? What can Zucca MV give him but building materials? He has a house, so what can he do with more bricks? You can’t listen to a brick. A brick doesn’t look cool in the lounge.’

      With his hand coaxing and rewarding his erection, Fabian walked over to the window and gazed down on the women sipping coffee in the terrace cafés below.

      ‘In four days, the Tour starts. I must win it this year. I should not have let it go last year. I do not like it that this year I am to be categorized “The Pretender”. In four days, my future starts again.’

      Jawlensky? He took yellow last year only because I wasn’t at 100 per cent after that bug. This year is pay back. No one has the maillot jaune but Fabian.

      One of the women looked up from her café au lait. She was blonde and beautiful and he’d seen her before.

      ‘Four days until the Tour. Bien. I need coffee. Caffeine is good. And it tastes better when sipped alongside a beautiful woman.’

      He made a phone call. ‘Hélène? You can get away? Coffee?’ His girlfriend of three weeks reminded СКАЧАТЬ