The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bobby Henderson

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       Disclaimer

      WHILE PASTAFARIANISM IS the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and exaggerations. These have been placed there to test the reader’s faith.

Disclaimer About Midgets¹

      OUR RELIGION DOES NOT WISH to discriminate or cause hurt feelings among any group—and this is especially true of the very short, who, if provoked, could easily appear out of nowhere and attack. As a solution, we offer the following:

      To prevent angering the little people community, we suggest that this book be placed on the very highest shelf possible.

1. Sometimes referred to as “midgits” or “little people.”