The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bobby Henderson
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Название: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Автор: Bobby Henderson

Издательство: HarperCollins

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      The Gospel of the

      FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

      BOBBY HENDERSON

       Epigraph

      In the beginning was the Word,

      and the Word was “Arrrgh!”

      —PIRATICUS 13:7

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Communion Test

       Unified Spaghetti Theory

       More Evidence

       Kiwi Birds: Flightless?

       EXPLAINING PASTAFARIANISM

       A Condensed History of the World

       Key Moments in FSM History

       Bobby Answers the Big Questions

       WWAPD?

       The Holy Noodle

       A History of Heretics

       PROPAGANDA

       The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda

       Pamphlets

       Swag

       Fund-raising

       A Guide to the Holidays

       Enlightenment Institute

       A Final Note from Bobby Henderson and His Staff

       Acknowledgments

       Illustration Credits

       About the Author

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       Disclaimer

      WHILE PASTAFARIANISM IS the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and exaggerations. These have been placed there to test the reader’s faith.

      OUR RELIGION DOES NOT WISH to discriminate or cause hurt feelings among any group—and this is especially true of the very short, who, if provoked, could easily appear out of nowhere and attack. As a solution, we offer the following:

      To prevent angering the little people community, we suggest that this book be placed on the very highest shelf possible.

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