Polly. Freya North

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      The brothers sat down on their sofa and supped in amiable silence. Both had kicked off their shoes and had their legs stretched out in front of them; ankles crossed on the coffee table built, quite obviously, for that precise purpose. Dominic flicked between television channels, finally choosing a cartoon and silencing the volume.

      ‘So,’ he said.

      ‘Yes,’ Max replied.

      Dominic replenished their glasses and they continued to sit alongside each other, the occasional chuckle acknowledging that antics in animation are as entertaining without sound as with.

      ‘So,’ Max said eventually, as if concluding a lengthy soliloquy.

      ‘Yup,’ said Dominic, in utter understanding. Close friends often know what each other is about to say, they may even finish sentences for one another; but close friends who are also siblings can conduct entire conversations without saying a word. And so it is with Dominic and Max, five years separate them and nothing comes between them. They can have entire conversations in utter silence.

      They shared a bedroom when they were young and, for the past seven years, Dominic has rented the second bedroom of his flat to his younger brother.

      ‘It’s in the wrong side of Hampstead,’ he had warned Max.

      ‘How on earth can there be a wrong side to Hampstead?’ Max, then in Streatham, had marvelled, already heaping his belongings into black bin bags.

      So the boys kept home together and never wavered from the four golden rules they had devised during that journey seven years ago from south to north London. Sitting-room to appear to be tidy, cleaning duties on alternate Saturdays, fridge always to contain milk and alcohol, and CD collection to be communal. The draughtsman and photographer, both freelance and with adjacent studios nearby, living and working alongside each other in peace and harmony. They never fight for the shower or the phone, they never argue about washing up, they invariably have the same taste in TV and radio programming. And their combined CD collection is not so much communal as duplicate.

      Dominic Fyfield is five years older, two inches taller and a stone heavier than his brother. Like Max, Dominic is handsome in face and character. Where his features are not as fine as Max’s (his hair is a touch coarser and his eyes a little plainer), Dominic’s disposition is more effortlessly outgoing. Both brothers have winning smiles but Dominic shamelessly employs his to wholly libidinous ends. Dominic, however, respects Max’s monogamy just as much as Max marvels at his brother’s stamina and ability to chop and change, mix and match, when it comes to women. Max does, however, frequently call his brother a tart. Dominic, though, accepts it only as a profound compliment.

      ‘Why thank you, good man. Praise indeed from one as staid and unadventurous as you, Maximilian.’

      ‘Ah! But at least I know where my next metaphorical hot meal is coming from. Ever thought you might go hungry?’

      ‘Moi? Pah!’

      The Fyfield brothers are a lovely balance because they are different enough not to be competitive. Neither brother covets the other’s life because they are content and settled and secure with their own patterns. Neither, therefore, passes judgement. They disagree frequently but they rarely argue. And though Dominic lavishes many a smile on Polly, it is with no intent other than his seal of approval, acknowledgement of his brother’s good fortune.

      On first meeting her, Dominic had put her to the test and discovered she came through with colours blazing. He regaled Max with his findings.

      ‘Bit small?’ Dominic suggested.

      ‘But perfectly formed,’ Max justified.

      ‘Mmm,’ conceded Dominic, ‘nicely put together. Bright too.’

      ‘As a button,’ confirmed Max.

      ‘Gregarious and outgoing,’ said Dominic, throwing a cushion at his brother. ‘Good balance for you, you fusty old fart.’

      ‘I don’t think you can talk about farts being fusty, Dom,’ warned Max with a retaliation of cushions, ‘it’s the pot calling the kettle black.’

      ‘Bastard! Flatulence is a serious medical matter. OK, OK. So this Polly Fenton is a teacher.’

      ‘Yup, English.’

      ‘Shame it’s not PE but never mind. Remember that PE teacher I went out with?’

      ‘Unforgettable,’ cringed Max.

      ‘Gave a whole new meaning to the term “games mistress”, I can tell you.’

      ‘I can hear her still,’ Max groaned.

      Dominic had a private reminisce, of which Max decided not to partake, before returning his attention to his brother’s new girlfriend.

      ‘Fenton. Do you know, she actually apologized to me for not being related to Roger. Now that’s what I call impressive.’

      ‘Who?’

      ‘Maximus Cretinous! Roh-ger Fen-ton,’ Dominic stressed as though spoken italics would assist, ‘seminal nineteenth-century photographer? Crimean War?’

      ‘Right, right,’ hurried Max. ‘She’s not related to James either.’

      ‘Who he?’

      ‘Jay-ums Fen-ton, dickhead,’ Max relished. ‘Come on – landmark British poet, journalist, critic? The Memory of War?’

      Dominic regarded his brother slyly. ‘Swot!’ he declared, with a friendly punch to the biceps.

      ‘Back to Polly?’ Max, ever the pacifist, suggested; so they chinked glasses and toasted her health and Max’s very good fortune.

      ‘Get you, Max!’ mused Dominic. ‘Is she tickling your fancy or melting your heart?’

      ‘We’re not talking marriage here,’ Max had laughed, standing and stretching, and offering his brother a choice between a frozen lasagne ready-meal or beans on toast.

      ‘She’ll be half-way through her journey now,’ Dominic remarks, listening to his watch, checking it against the time on the video and phoning the talking clock to make absolutely sure.

      ‘Oh, and I asked her to marry me,’ Max says to Dominic, as if informing him merely that he had invited Polly along to the cinema with them.

      ‘Oh yes?’ says Dominic, keeping a straight face but unable to do anything about the sparkle in his eyes.

      ‘Yup,’ says Max, ‘just before she went through passport control.’

      ‘Did she, er, accept graciously?’ asked Dominic, all wide eyed and winsome.

      ‘Not in so many words,’ said Max slowly, ‘what with all her sobbing and hugging me. And her nose all blocked up.’ He proffered the crumpled section of his shirt as proof.

      ‘Ah,’ said Dominic, further convinced that all women were soft. And so, it now transpired, was his brother. ‘Bet she made off with your diamond!’

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