In the Lake of the Woods. Tim O’Brien

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СКАЧАТЬ chubby, his father used to call him Jiggling John. It was supposed to be funny. It was supposed to make John stop eating.

      At the dinner table, if things weren’t silent, his father would wiggle his tongue and say, “Holy Christ, look at the kid stuff it in, old Jiggling John,” then he’d glance over at John’s mother, who would say, “Stop it, he’s husky, he’s not fat at all,” and John’s father would laugh and say, “Husky my ass.”

      Sometimes it would end there.

      Other times his father would jerk a thumb at the basement door. “That pansy magic crap. What’s wrong with baseball, some regular exercise?” He’d shake his head. “Blubby little pansy.”

      

      In the late evenings, just before bedtime, John and Kathy often went out for walks around the neighborhood, holding hands and looking at the houses and talking about which one they would someday have as their own. Kathy had fallen in love with an old blue Victorian across from Edgewood Park. The place had white shutters and a white picket fence, a porch that wrapped around three sides, a yard full of ferns and flower beds and azalea bushes. She’d sometimes pause on the sidewalk, gazing up at the house, her lips moving as if to memorize all its details, and on those occasions John would feel an almost erotic awareness of his own good fortune, a fluttery rush in the valves of his heart. He wished he could make things happen faster. He wished there were some trick that might cause a blue Victorian to appear in their lives.

      After a time Kathy would sigh and give him a long sober stare. “Dare you to rob a bank,” she’d say, which was only a way of saying that houses could wait, that love was enough, that nothing else really mattered.

      They would smile at this knowledge and walk around the park a couple of times before heading back to the apartment.

      

      Sorcerer thought he could get away with murder. He believed it. After he’d shot PFC Weatherby—which was an accident, the purest reflex—he tricked himself into believing it hadn’t happened the way it happened. He pretended he wasn’t responsible; he pretended he couldn’t have done it and therefore hadn’t; he pretended it didn’t matter much; he pretended that if the secret stayed inside him, with all the other secrets, he could fool the world and himself too.

      He was convincing. He had tears in his eyes, because it came from his heart. He loved PFC Weatherby like a brother.

      “Fucking VC,” he said when the chopper took Weatherby away. “Fucking animals.”

      In 1982, at the age of thirty-seven, John Wade was elected lieutenant governor. He and Kathy had problems, of course, but they believed in happiness, and in their power to make happiness happen, and he was proud to stand with his hand on a Bible and look into Kathy’s eyes and take the public oath even as he took his own private oath. He would devote more time to her. He would investigate the market in blue Victorians. He would change some things.

      At the inaugural ball that evening, after the toasts and speeches, John led her out to the dance floor and looked directly at her as if for the first time. She wore a short black dress and glass earrings. Her eyes were only her eyes. “Oh, Kath,” he said, which was all he could think of to say, nothing else, just “Oh, Kath.”

      

      One day near Christmas, when John was eleven, his father drove him down to Karra’s Studio of Magic to pick out his present.

      “Anything you want,” his father said. “No sweat. Break the bank.”

      The store hadn’t changed at all. The same display cases, the same carrot-haired woman behind the cash register. Right away, when they walked in, she cried, “You!” and did the flicking thing with her eyebrows. She was dressed entirely in black except for a pair of copper bracelets and an amber necklace and two sparkling green stars pasted to her cheeks.

      “The little magician,” she said, and John’s father laughed and said, “Little Merlin,” and then for a long time the two of them stood talking like old friends.

      John finally made a noise in his throat.

      “Come on,” he said, “we’ll miss Christmas.” He pointed at one of the display cases. “Right there.”

      “What?” said his father.

      “That one. That’s it.”

      His father leaned down to look.

      “There,” John said. “Guillotine of Death.”

      It was a substantial piece of equipment. Fifteen or sixteen pounds, almost two feet high. He’d seen it a hundred times in his catalogs—he knew the secret, in fact, which was simple—but he still felt a rubbery bounce in his stomach as the Carrot Lady lifted the piece of apparatus to the counter. It was shiny black with red enamel trim and a gleaming chrome blade.

      The Carrot Lady nodded, almost tenderly. “My favorite,” she said. “My favorite, too.”

      She turned and went into a storeroom and returned with a large cucumber. The sucker move, John knew—prove that the blade was sharp and real. She inserted the cucumber into the guillotine’s wooden collar, clamped down a lock, stepped back, pulled up the chrome blade and let it fall. The cucumber lay on the counter in two neat halves.

      “Good enough,” said the Carrot Lady. She squinted up at John’s father. “What we need now is an arm.”

      “Sorry?”

      “Your arm,” she said.

      His father chuckled. “No way on earth.”

      “Off with the jacket.”

      His father tried to smile—a tall, solid-looking man, curly black hair and blue eyes and an athlete’s sloping shoulders. It took him a long while to peel off his jacket.

      “Guillotine of Death,” he muttered. “Very unusual.”

      “Slip your wrist in there. No sudden movements.”

      “Christ,” he said.

      “That’s the spirit,” she said.

      The Carrot Lady’s eyes were merry as she hoisted up the blade. She held it there for a few seconds, then motioned for John to step behind the counter.

      “You know this trick?” she said.

      His father’s eyes swept sideways. “Hell no, he doesn’t know it.”

      “I do,” John said. “It’s easy.”

      “Bullshit, the kid doesn’t have the slightest –”

      “Simple,” John said.

      His father frowned, curled up his fingers, frowned again. His forearm looked huge and meaty in the guillotine collar.

      “Listen, what about instructions?” he said. “These things come with instructions, right? Seriously. Written-down instructions?”

      “Oh, for Pete’s sake,” John said, “she told you to relax.”

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