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      Рецепты коктейлей и алкоголезависимых игр Алекса Экслера

      Вильгельм Телль

      20 граммов водки (символ тирании), 30 граммов пургена (символ борьбы за свободу), 50 граммов лимонада «Буратино» (символ сына) и маленькое яблочко. Коктейль надо пить залпом из всех орудий, стараясь проглотить яблочко раньше водки.

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