Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 66, No 405, July 1849. Various

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      Are we going to wrestle already, Mr North?

      NORTH.

      Stand still ten seconds more. He is He – You are You – gentlemen – H. G. Talboys – Seward, my crutch – Buller, your arm —

      TALBOYS.

      Wonderful feat of agility! Feet up to the ceiling —

      NORTH.

      Don't say ceiling —

      TALBOYS.

      Why not? ceiling – cœlum. Feet up to heaven.

      NORTH.

      An involuntary feat – the fault of Swing – sole fault – but I always forget it when agitated —

      BULLER.

      Some time or other, sir, you will fly backwards and fracture your skull.

      NORTH.

      There, we have recovered our equilibrium – now we are in grips, don't fear a fall – I hope you are not displeased with your reception.

      TALBOYS.

      I wrote last night, sir, to say I was coming – but there being no speedier conveyance – I put the letter in my pocket, and there it is —

      NORTH.

      (On reading "Dies Boreales.– No. 1.")

      A friend returned! spring bursting forth again!

      The song of other years! which, when we roam,

      Brings up all sweet and common things of home,

      And sinks into the thirsty heart like rain!

      Such the strong influence of the thrilling strain

      By human love made sad and musical,

      Yet full of high philosophy withal,

      Poured from thy wizard harp o'er land and main!

      A thousand hearts will waken at its call,

      And breathe the prayer they breathed in earlier youth, —

      May o'er thy brow no envious shadow fall!

      Blaze in thine eye the eloquence of truth!

      Thy righteous wrath the soul of guilt appal,

      As lion's streaming hair or dragon's fiery tooth!

      TALBOYS.

      I blush to think I have given you the wrong paper.

      NORTH.

      It is the right one. But may I ask what you have on your head?

      TALBOYS.

      A hat. At least it was so an hour ago.

      NORTH.

      It never will be a hat again.

      TALBOYS.

      A patent hat – a waterproof hat – it was swimming, when I purchased it yesterday, in a pail – warranted against Lammas floods —

      NORTH.

      And in an hour it has come to this! Why, it has no more shape than a coal-heaver's.

      TALBOYS.

      Oh! then it can be little the worse. For that is its natural artificial shape. It is constructed on that principle – and the patentee prides himself on its affording equal protection to head, shoulders, and back – helmet at once and shield.

      NORTH.

      But you must immediately put on dry clothes —

      TALBOYS.

      The clothes I have on are as dry as if they had been taking horse-exercise all morning before a laundry-fire. I am waterproof all over – and I had need to be so – for between Inverary and Cladich there was much moisture in the atmosphere.

      NORTH.

      Do – do – go and put on dry clothes. Why the spot you stand on is absolutely swimming —

      TALBOYS.

      My Sporting-jacket, sir, is a new invention – an invention of my own – to the sight silk – to the feel feathers – and of feathers is the texture – but that is a secret, don't blab it – and to rain I am impervious as a plover.

      NORTH.

      Do – do – go and put on dry clothes.

      TALBOYS.

      Intended to have been here last night – left Glasgow yesterday morning – and had a most delightful forenoon of it in the Steamer to Tarbert. Loch Lomond fairly outshone herself – never before had I felt the full force of the words – "Fortunate Isles." The Bens were magnificent. At Tarbert – just as I was disembarking – who should be embarking but our friends Outram, M'Culloch, Macnee —

      NORTH.

      And why are they not here?

      TALBOYS.

      And I was induced – I could not resist them – to take a trip on to Inverarnan. We returned to Tarbert and had a glorious afternoon till two this morning – thought I might lie down for an hour or two – but, after undressing, it occurred to me that it was advisable to redress – and be off instanter – so, wheeling round the head of Loch Long – never beheld the bay so lovely – I glided up the gentle slope of Glencroe and sat down on "Rest and be thankful" – to hold a minute's colloquy with a hawk – or some sort of eagle or another, who seemed to think nobody at that hour had a right to be there but himself – covered him to a nicety with my rod – and had it been a gun, he was a dead bird. Down the other – that is, this side of the glen, which, so far from being precipitous, is known to be a descent but by the pretty little cataracts playing at leap-frog – from your description I knew that must be Loch Fine – and that St Catherine's. Shall I drop down and signalise the Inverary Steamer? I have not time – so through the woods of Ardkinglass – surely the most beautiful in this world – to Cairndow. Looked at my watch – had forgot to wind her up – set her by the sun – and on nearing the inn door an unaccountable impulse landed me in the parlour to the right. Breakfast on the table for somebody up stairs – whom nobody – so the girl said – could awaken – ate it – and the ten miles were but one to that celebrated Circuit Town. Saluted Dun-nu-quech for your sake – and the Castle for the Duke's – and could have lingered all June among those gorgeous groves.

      NORTH.

      Do – do – go and put on dry clothes.

      TALBOYS.

      Hitherto it had been cool – shady – breezy – the very day for such a saunter – when all at once it was an oven. I had occasion to note that fine line of the Poet's – "Where not a lime-leaf moves," as I passed under a tree of that species, with an umbrage some hundred feet in circumference, and a presentiment of what was coming whispered "Stop here" – but the Fates tempted me on – and if I am rather wet, sir, there is some excuse for it – for there was thunder and lightning, and a great tempest.

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