The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories. Марк Твен

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СКАЧАТЬ That’s good. Go on, Aleck. What is it?”

      “Coal. The new mines. Cannel. I mean to put in ten thousand. Ground floor. When we organize, we’ll get three shares for one.”

      “By George, but it sounds good, Aleck! Then the shares will be worth – how much? And when?”

      “About a year. They’ll pay ten per cent. half yearly, and be worth thirty thousand. I know all about it; the advertisement is in the Cincinnati paper here.”

      “Land, thirty thousand for ten – in a year! Let’s jam in the whole capital and pull out ninety! I’ll write and subscribe right now – tomorrow it maybe too late.”

      He was flying to the writing-desk, but Aleck stopped him and put him back in his chair. She said:

      “Don’t lose your head so. We mustn’t subscribe till we’ve got the money; don’t you know that?”

      Sally’s excitement went down a degree or two, but he was not wholly appeased.

      “Why, Aleck, we’ll have it, you know – and so soon, too. He’s probably out of his troubles before this; it’s a hundred to nothing he’s selecting his brimstone-shovel this very minute. Now, I think – ”

      Aleck shuddered, and said:

      “How can you, Sally! Don’t talk in that way, it is perfectly scandalous.”

      “Oh, well, make it a halo, if you like, I don’t care for his outfit, I was only just talking. Can’t you let a person talk?”

      “But why should you want to talk in that dreadful way? How would you like to have people talk so about you, and you not cold yet?”

      “Not likely to be, for one while, I reckon, if my last act was giving away money for the sake of doing somebody a harm with it. But never mind about Tilbury, Aleck, let’s talk about something worldly. It does seem to me that that mine is the place for the whole thirty. What’s the objection?”

      “All the eggs in one basket – that’s the objection.”

      “All right, if you say so. What about the other twenty? What do you mean to do with that?”

      “There is no hurry; I am going to look around before I do anything with it.”

      “All right, if your mind’s made up,” sighed Sally. He was deep in thought awhile, then he said:

      “There’ll be twenty thousand profit coming from the ten a year from now. We can spend that, can’t we, Aleck?”

      Aleck shook her head.

      “No, dear,” she said, “it won’t sell high till we’ve had the first semi-annual dividend. You can spend part of that.”

      “Shucks, only that– and a whole year to wait! Confound it, I – ”

      “Oh, do be patient! It might even be declared in three months – it’s quite within the possibilities.”

      “Oh, jolly! oh, thanks!” and Sally jumped up and kissed his wife in gratitude. “It’ll be three thousand – three whole thousand! how much of it can we spend, Aleck? Make it liberal! – do, dear, that’s a good fellow.”

      Aleck was pleased; so pleased that she yielded to the pressure and conceded a sum which her judgment told her was a foolish extravagance – a thousand dollars. Sally kissed her half a dozen times and even in that way could not express all his joy and thankfulness. This new access of gratitude and affection carried Aleck quite beyond the bounds of prudence, and before she could restrain herself she had made her darling another grant – a couple of thousand out of the fifty or sixty which she meant to clear within a year of the twenty which still remained of the bequest. The happy tears sprang to Sally’s eyes, and he said:

      “Oh, I want to hug you!” And he did it. Then he got his notes and sat down and began to check off, for first purchase, the luxuries which he should earliest wish to secure. “Horse – buggy – cutter – lap-robe – patent-leathers – dog – plug-hat – church-pew – stem-winder – new teeth —say, Aleck!”

      “Well?”

      “Ciphering away, aren’t you? That’s right. Have you got the twenty thousand invested yet?”

      “No, there’s no hurry about that; I must look around first, and think.”

      “But you are ciphering; what’s it about?”

      “Why, I have to find work for the thirty thousand that comes out of the coal, haven’t I?”

      “Scott, what a head! I never thought of that. How are you getting along? Where have you arrived?”

      “Not very far – two years or three. I’ve turned it over twice; once in oil and once in wheat.”

      “Why, Aleck, it’s splendid! How does it aggregate?”

      “I think – well, to be on the safe side, about a hundred and eighty thousand clear, though it will probably be more.”

      “My! isn’t it wonderful? By gracious! luck has come our way at last, after all the hard sledding. Aleck!”

      “Well?”

      “I’m going to cash in a whole three hundred on the missionaries – what real right have we care for expenses!”

      “You couldn’t do a nobler thing, dear; and it’s just like your generous nature, you unselfish boy.”

      The praise made Sally poignantly happy, but he was fair and just enough to say it was rightfully due to Aleck rather than to himself, since but for her he should never have had the money.

      Then they went up to bed, and in their delirium of bliss they forgot and left the candle burning in the parlor. They did not remember until they were undressed; then Sally was for letting it burn; he said they could afford it, if it was a thousand. But Aleck went down and put it out.

      A good job, too; for on her way back she hit on a scheme that would turn the hundred and eighty thousand into half a million before it had had time to get cold.

      CHAPTER III

      The little newspaper which Aleck had subscribed for was a Thursday sheet; it would make the trip of five hundred miles from Tilbury’s village and arrive on Saturday. Tilbury’s letter had started on Friday, more than a day too late for the benefactor to die and get into that week’s issue, but in plenty of time to make connection for the next output. Thus the Fosters had to wait almost a complete week to find out whether anything of a satisfactory nature had happened to him or not. It was a long, long week, and the strain was a heavy one. The pair could hardly have borne it if their minds had not had the relief of wholesome diversion. We have seen that they had that. The woman was piling up fortunes right along, the man was spending them – spending all his wife would give him a chance at, at any rate.

      At last the Saturday came, and the Weekly Sagamore arrived. Mrs. Eversly Bennett was present. She was the Presbyterian parson’s wife, and was working the Fosters for a charity. Talk now died a sudden death – on the Foster side. Mrs. Bennett presently discovered that her hosts were not hearing СКАЧАТЬ