Fourth Reader. Various

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      “Can we leave him thus alone?”

      MR. PICKWICK ON THE ICE

      On Christmas morning Mr. Wardle invited Mr. Pickwick, Mr. Snodgrass, Mr. Tupman, Mr. Winkle, and his other guests to go down to the pond.

      “You skate, of course, Winkle?” said Mr. Wardle.

      “Ye – s; oh, yes!” replied Mr. Winkle. “I – I – am rather out of practice.”

      “Oh, do skate, Mr. Winkle,” said Arabella. “I like to see it so much.”

      “Oh, it is so graceful,” said another young lady.

      A third young lady said it was “elegant,” and a fourth expressed her opinion that it was “swanlike.”

      “I should be very happy, I am sure,” said Mr. Winkle, reddening, “but I have no skates.”

      This objection was at once overruled. Trundle had a couple of pairs, and the fat boy announced that there were half a dozen more downstairs; whereat Mr. Winkle expressed exquisite delight, and looked exquisitely uncomfortable.

      Mr. Wardle led the way to a pretty large sheet of ice; and the fat boy and Mr. Weller having shovelled and swept away the snow which had fallen on it during the night, Mr. Bob Sawyer adjusted his skates with a dexterity which to Mr. Winkle was perfectly marvellous, and described circles with his left leg, and cut figures of eight, and inscribed upon the ice, without once stopping for breath, a great many other pleasant and astonishing devices, – to the excessive satisfaction of Mr. Pickwick, Mr. Tupman, and the ladies, – which reached a pitch of positive enthusiasm when Mr. Wardle and Benjamin Allen, assisted by Bob Sawyer, performed some mystic evolutions which they called a reel.

      All this time Mr. Winkle, with his face and hands blue with the cold, had been forcing a gimlet into the soles of his shoes, and putting his skates on, with the points behind, and getting the straps into a very complicated state, with the assistance of Mr. Snodgrass, who knew rather less about skates than a Hindoo. At length, however, with the assistance of Mr. Weller, the unfortunate skates were firmly screwed and buckled on, and Mr. Winkle was raised to his feet.

      “Now, then, sir,” said Sam, in an encouraging tone, “off with you, and show them how to do it.”

      “Stop, Sam, stop!” said Mr. Winkle, trembling violently, and clutching hold of Sam’s arms with the grasp of a drowning man. “How slippery it is, Sam!”

      “Not an uncommon thing upon ice, sir,” replied Mr. Weller. “Hold up, sir!”

      This last observation of Mr. Weller’s bore reference to a demonstration Mr. Winkle made at the instant of a frantic desire to throw his feet in the air, and dash the back of his head on the ice.

      “These – these – are very awkward skates; aren’t they, Sam?” inquired Mr. Winkle, staggering.

      “I’m afraid there’s an awkward gentleman in ’em, sir,” replied Sam.

      “Now, Winkle,” cried Mr. Pickwick, quite unconscious that there was anything the matter. “Come; the ladies are all anxiety.”

      “Yes, yes,” replied Mr. Winkle, with a ghastly smile. “I’m coming.”

      “Just going to begin,” said Sam, endeavoring to disengage himself. “Now, sir, start off!”

      “Stop an instant, Sam,” gasped Mr. Winkle, clinging most affectionately to Mr. Weller. “I find I’ve got a couple of coats at home that I don’t want, Sam. You may have them, Sam.”

      “Thank ’ee, sir,” replied Mr. Weller.

      “Never mind touching your hat, Sam,” said Mr. Winkle, hastily. “You needn’t take your hand away to do that. I meant to have given you five shillings this morning for a Christmas-box, Sam. I’ll give it to you this afternoon, Sam.”

      “You’re wery good, sir,” replied Mr. Weller.

      “Just hold me at first, Sam, will you?” said Mr. Winkle. “There – that’s right. I shall soon get in the way of it, Sam. Not too fast, Sam; not too fast.”

      Mr. Winkle, stooping forward, with his body half doubled up, was being assisted over the ice by Mr. Weller, in a very singular and unswanlike manner, when Mr. Pickwick most innocently shouted from the bank, “Sam!”

      “Sir?”

      “Here. I want you.”

      “Let go, sir,” said Sam. “Don’t you hear the governor calling? Let go, sir.”

      With a violent effort, Mr. Weller disengaged himself from the grasp of the agonized Pickwickian, and in so doing, administered a considerable impetus to the unhappy Mr. Winkle. With an accuracy which no degree of dexterity or practice could have insured, that unfortunate gentleman bore swiftly down into the centre of the reel, at the very moment when Mr. Bob Sawyer was performing a flourish of unparalleled beauty. Mr. Winkle struck wildly against him, and with a loud crash they both fell heavily. Mr. Pickwick ran to the spot. Bob Sawyer had risen to his feet, but Mr. Winkle was far too wise to do anything of the kind on skates. He was seated on the ice, making spasmodic efforts to smile; but anguish was depicted on every lineament of his face.

      “Are you hurt?” inquired Mr. Benjamin Allen, with great anxiety.

      “Not much,” said Mr. Winkle, rubbing his back very hard.

      Mr. Pickwick was excited and indignant. He beckoned to Mr. Weller, and said in a stern voice, “Take his skates off.”

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