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Название: Hoosier Lyrics

Автор: Field Eugene

Издательство: Public Domain

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СКАЧАТЬ gifted and genial friend, Mr. William J. Florence, the comedian, takes to verses as naturally as a canvas-back duck takes to celery sauce. As a balladist he has few equals and no superiors, and when it comes to weaving compliments to the gentler sex he is without a peer. We find in the New York Mirror the latest verses from Mr. Florence's pen; they are entitled "Pasadene," and the first stanza flows in this wise:

      I've journeyed East, I've journeyed West,

      And fair Italia's fields I've seen;

      But I declare

      None can compare

      With thee, my rose-crowned Pasadene.

      Following this introduction come five stanzas heaping even more glowing compliments upon this Miss Pasadene – whoever she may be – we know her not. They are handsome compliments, beautifully phrased, yet they give us the heartache, for we know Mrs. Florence, and it grieves us to see her husband dribbling away his superb intellect in penning verses to other women. Yet we think we understand it all; these poets have a pretty way of hymning the virtues of their wives under divers aliases. So, catching the afflatus of the genial actor-poet's muse, we would answer:

      Come, now, who is this Pasadene

      That such a whirl of praises warrant?

      And is a rose

      Her only clo'es?

      Oh, fie upon you, Billy Florence!

      Ah, no; that's your poetic way

      Of turning loose your rhythmic torrents —

      This Pasadene

      Is not your queen —

      We know you know we know it, Florence!

      So sing your songs of women folks —

      We'll read without the least abhorrence,

      Because we know

      Through weal and woe

      Your queen is Mrs. Billy Florence!

      ALASKAN BALLADRY. – III

(Skans in Love.)

      I am like the wretched seal

      Wounded by a barbed device —

      Helpless fellow! how I bellow,

      Floundering on the jagged ice!

      Sitka's beauty is the steel

      That hath wrought this piteous woe:

      Yet would I rather die

      Than recover from the blow!

      Still I'd rather live than die,

      Grievous though my torment be;

      Smite away, but, I pray,

      Smite no victim else than me!

      THE BIGGEST FISH

      When, in the halcyon days of old, I was a little tyke,

      I used to fish in pickerel ponds for minnows and the like;

      And, oh, the bitter sadness with which my soul was fraught

      When I rambled home at nightfall with the puny string I'd caught!

      And, oh, the indignation and the valor I'd display

      When I claimed that all the biggest fish I'd caught had got away!

      Sometimes it was the rusty hooks, sometimes the fragile lines,

      And many times the treacherous reeds were actually to blame.

      I kept right on at losing all the monsters just the same —

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