The Story of the Gadsbys. Rudyard Kipling

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      Miss T. Very likely. Why not change Eleven for a square?

      CAPT. G. No, please! I want them both waltzes. Won’t you write them down?

      Miss T. J don’t get so many dances that I shall confuse them. You will be the offender.

      CAPT. G. Wait and see! (Aside.) She doesn’t dance perfectly, perhaps, but —

      Miss T. Your tea must have got cold by this time. Won’t you have another cup?

      CAPT. G. No, thanks. Don’t you think it’s pleasanter out in the veranda? (Aside.) I never saw hair take that color in the sunshine before. (Aloud.) It’s like one of Dicksee’s pictures.

      Miss T. Yes I It’s a wonderful sunset, isn’t it? (Bluntly.) But what do you know about Dicksee’s pictures?

      CAPT. G. I go Home occasionally. And I used to know the Galleries. (Nervously.) You mustn’t think me only a Philistine with – a moustache.

      Miss T. Don’t! Please don’t. I’m so sorry for what I said then. I was horribly rude. It slipped out before I thought. Don’t you know the temptation to say frightful and shocking things just for the mere sake of saying them? I’m afraid I gave way to it.

      CAPT. G. (Watching the girl as she flushes.) I think I know the feeling. It would be terrible if we all yielded to it, wouldn’t it? For instance, I might say – POOR DEAR MAMMA. (Entering, habited, hatted, and booted.) Ah, Captain Gadsby? ‘Sorry to keep you waiting. ‘Hope you haven’t been bored. ‘My little girl been talking to you?

      Miss T. (Aside.) I’m not sorry I spoke about the rheumatism. I’m not! I’m NOT! I only wished I’d mentioned the corns too.

      CAPT. G. (Aside.) What a shame! I wonder how old she is. It never occurred to me before. (Aloud.) We’ve been discussing “Shakespeare and the musical glasses” in the veranda.

      Miss T. (Aside.) Nice man! He knows that quotation. He isn’t a Philistine with a moustache. (Aloud.) Good-bye, Captain Gadsby. (Aside.) What a huge hand and what a squeeze! I don’t suppose he meant it, but he has driven the rings into my fingers.

      POOR DEAR MAMMA. Has Vermillion come round yet? Oh, yes! Captain Gadsby, don’t you think that the saddle is too far forward? (They pass into the front veranda.)

      CAPT. G. (Aside.) How the dickens should I know what she prefers? She told me that she doted on horses. (Aloud.) I think it is.

      Miss T. (Coming out into front veranda.) Oh! Bad Buldoo! I must speak to him for this. He has taken up the curb two links, and Vermillion bates that. (Passes out and to horse’s head.)

      CAPT. G. Let me do it!

      Miss. T. No, Vermillion understands me. Don’t you, old man? (Looses curb-chain skilfully, and pats horse on nose and throttle.) Poor Vermillion! Did they want to cut his chin off? There!

      Captain Gadsby watches the interlude with undisguised admiration.

      POOR DEAR MAMMA. (Tartly to Miss T.) You’ve forgotten your guest, I think, dear.

      Miss T. Good gracious! So I have! Good-bye. (Retreats indoors hastily.)

      POOR DEAR MAMMA. (Bunching reins in fingers hampered by too tight gauntlets.) CAPTAIN Gadsby!

      CAPTAIN GADSBY stoops and makes the foot-rest. POOR DEAR MAMMA blunders, halts too long, and breaks through it.

      CAPT. G. (Aside.) Can’t hold up even stone forever. It’s all your rheumatism. (Aloud.) Can’t imagine why I was so clumsy. (Aside.) Now Little Featherweight would have gone up like a bird.

      They ride oat of the garden. The Captain falls back.

      CAPT. G. (Aside.) How that habit catches her under the arms! Ugh!

      POOR DEAR MAMMA. (With the worn smile of sixteen seasons, the worse for exchange.) You’re dull this afternoon, CAPTAIN Gadsby.

      CAPT. G. (Spurring up wearily.) Why did you keep me waiting so long?

      Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

      (AN INTERVAL OF THREE WEEKS.)

      GILDED YOUTH. (Sitting on railings opposite Town Hall.) Hullo, Gandy! ‘Been trotting out the Gorgonzola! We all thought it was the Gorgan you’re mashing.

      CAPT. G. (With withering emphasis.) You young cub! What the – does it matter to you?

      Proceeds to read GILDED YOUTH a lecture on discretion and deportment, which crumbles latter like a Chinese Lantern. Departs fuming.

      (FURTHER INTERVAL OF FIVE WEEKS.) SCENE. – Exterior of New Simla Library on a foggy evening. Miss THREECAN and Miss DEERCOURT meet among the ‘rickshaws. Miss T. is carrying a bundle of books under her left arm.

      Miss D. (Level intonation.) Well?

      Miss ‘I’. (Ascending intonation.) Well?

      Miss D. (Capturing her friend’s left arm, taking away all the books, placing books in ‘rickshaw, returning to arm, securing hand by third finger and investigating.) Well! You bad girl! And you never told me.

      Miss T. (Demurely.) He – he – he only spoke yesterday afternoon.

      Miss D. Bless you, dear! And I’m to be bridesmaid, aren’t I? You know you promised ever so long ago.

      Miss T. Of course. I’ll tell you all about it to-morrow. (Gets into ‘rickshaw.) O Emma!

      Miss D. (With intense interest.) Yes, dear?

      Miss T. (Piano.) It’s quite true – about – the – egg.

      Miss D. What egg?

      Miss T. (Pianissimo prestissimo.) The egg without the salt. (Porte.) Chalo ghar ko jaldi, jhampani! (Go home, jhampani.)

      THE WORLD WITHOUT

Certain people of importance

      SCENE. – Smoking-room of the Degchi Club. Time, 10.30 P. M. of a stuffy night in the Rains. Four men dispersed in picturesque attitudes and easy-chairs. To these enter BLAYNE of the Irregular Moguls, in evening dress.

      BLAYNE. Phew! The Judge ought to be hanged in his own store-godown. Hi, khitmatgarl Poora whiskey-peg, to take the taste out of my mouth.

      CURTISS. (Royal Artillery.) That’s it, is it? What the deuce made you dine at the Judge’s? You know his bandobust.

      BLAYNE. ‘Thought it couldn’t be worse than the Club, but I’ll swear he buys ullaged liquor and doctors it with gin and ink (looking round the room.) Is this all of you to-night?

      DOONE. (P.W.D.) Anthony was called out at dinner. Mingle had a pain in his tummy.

      CURTISS. Miggy dies of cholera once a week in the Rains, and gets drunk on chlorodyne in between. ‘Good little chap, though. Any one at the Judge’s, Blayne?

      BLAYNE. Cockley and his memsahib looking awfully white and fagged. Female – girl – couldn’t catch the name – on her way to the Hills, under the Cockleys’ charge – the Judge, and Markyn fresh from СКАЧАТЬ