Секснекдоты. Смешные и пошлые анекдоты о сексе. Виктория Бородинова
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СКАЧАТЬ а не вас ли она сегодня хочет. Ведь как гласит учебник по женской логике, соглашаясь прийти на свидание, она заранее не знает, будет ли у неё сегодня секс, для того, чтобы это узнать, она и соглашается прийти на свидание. И… не спорьте с Дарвиным!

      Лесбийский секс – это всё равно что кто-то пришёл бы штурмовать врата древнего города с вратами от другого города.

      Я вам так скажу: во времена, когда не было Интернета, люди по ночам чаще зависали друг с другом в постели.

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