Here it is now. Юрий Михайлович Низовцев
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Название: Here it is now
Автор: Юрий Михайлович Низовцев
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Mental equilibrium arises from the realization of the usefulness of one's own existence.
People are similar in commission of the same nonsenses, differing only quantitatively.
Truly the humane is manifested in bestowal.
The person differs in what is capable not to submit to anybody.
People beware liberty, being afraid to break under the weight of responsibility.
If a person discovers the true meaning of life, he will not believe in it.
Changing the beliefs are hard the same as to a fly to get out of honey.
Beauty in the world is given to us in consolation.
Pleasant life doesn't cost humiliations.
Rudeness and boorishness are the brightest folk signs.
Sluggishness helps tailors and surgeons to cut correctly.
Phone is good the fact that it allows to evade from a conversation.
People are needed no in prisons, but clinics.
Bravery wakes up even at the coward from hopelessness.
It is necessary to leave in time to stay in the hearts.
Wisdom cannot be learned.
As long as some humiliated, others are understated.
Professionalism is pretty monotonous.
The flatten feet – the fruit of tactfulness.
The good, like air, is not noted.
Pretending protects better than cowardice.
Reticence is useless in the dark and in dispute.
With age, the world fits into the size of own bed.
Long-livers prefer wine to medicines.
Contemptuous silence strikes more than a square swearing.
To us, as well as to the savages, even such trifles as badges and medals, are pleasant.
Fashion is a immediate expression of mediocrity.
Any performed doesn't reach perfection.
Society is the island of stability which is slowly sinking in circulation of life.
The key for happiness too jams at rotation.
2. For updating of contents of a head.
A good person in our times would be necessary to shoot out of pity.
Over time and Bolsheviks became into bourgeois.
Vodka standing in the refrigerator without specific use undoubtedly testifies to family wellbeing.
Enthusiasm, openness and affectionate treatment are the invariable features of all scammers and scoundrels.
Prolonged reflections sometimes lead to the use, but always – to loss of potency.
A tongue, able to spew all sorts of abominations, was originally only a valuable tool for absorption of food.
Politeness, characteristic of well-bred people, invariably provokes sneers of the overwhelming majority.
It is peculiar for a person to transfuse from empty into unladen, apparently, because he consists of water almost one hundred percent.
The degree of the development of civilization can be identified by growth in the number aborigines stealing without fear.
Death always brings the basis for a new life, at least, making fertilizer.
Athletes, security forces and officials is nothing real except the feces do not produce.
Do not try to spat on the neighbor properly, until thou haven't gathered enough saliva in mouth.
To resist the temptation, it is safer to sit down.
If everything, what is, hand out? – it is necessary for a very long time to look for these persons?!
Do you want to admire on yourself in development? Go to the zoo!
Only thirst never deceives.
Straightforwardness and openness are very bad for brain crinkles.
Wrinkles somewhat restrain physiognomies from spreading.
It's good when isn't worse yet, and it is bad when worse nowhere.
Personality is distinguished now by the presence of the personal accounts.
It is the most pleasant to die of laughter on the woman.
Any bullshit dreams before squabbles and troubles.
Inattention pleasantly excludes from consideration of garbage dumps and jackasses.
Democracy is effective only for rogues from the people.
Will is necessary in order that all life to be engaged in senseless business.
Bad habits only help to realize own imperfection.
Old age is characterized by the unreliability of the preserved organics.
Inequality drives the minds to seditious thought about the possibility of equality.
Smartasses at all diligence don't rise over mediocrity level.
Most of all troubles thou causes self to himself.
The service forces to obey the orders even of complete fools.
Absurdity arose from the frequent unsatisfactory by the common sense.
Wisdom is always found on boondocks.
Private aspirations are questioned only before death.
Capitalism and socialism are invariable competitors in the deception of the working people.
Losing the goal certainly adds to the congregation of idiots.
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