Osudy dobrého vojáka Švejka za světové války. Jaroslav Hašek
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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      Někteří spisovatelé užívají výrazu „hryžou výčitky svědomí”. Nepovažuji ten výraz úplně přiléhajícím. I tygr člověka žere, a nehryže.

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      Třicet procent lidí, kteří seděli na garnizóně, sedělo tam přes celou válku, aniž by byli jednou u výslechu.

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      Je to prostředek dosti osvědčený dostat se do nemocnice. Ale zápach petroleje, který zůstane i v otoku, prozrazuje. Benzín je lepší, poněvadž dříve vyprchá. Později si vstřikovali éter s benzínem a ještě později došli k jinému zdokonalení.

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