Ulysses. Джеймс Джойс

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СКАЧАТЬ out the darkness of her eyes. Looking at me, the sheet up to her eyes, Spanish, smelling herself, when I was fixing the links in my cuffs. Those homely recipes are often the best: strawberries for the teeth: nettles and rainwater: oatmeal they say steeped in buttermilk. Skinfood. One of the old queen's sons, duke of Albany was it? had only one skin. Leopold, yes. Three we have. Warts, bunions and pimples to make it worse. But you want a perfume too. What perfume does your? Peau d'Espagne. That orangeflower water is so fresh. Nice smell these soaps have. Pure curd soap. Time to get a bath round the corner. Hammam. Turkish. Massage. Dirt gets rolled up in your navel. Nicer if a nice girl did it. Also I think I. Yes I. Do it in the bath. Curious longing I. Water to water. Combine business with pleasure. Pity no time for massage. Feel fresh then all the day. Funeral be rather glum.

      – Yes, sir, the chemist said. That was two and nine. Have you brought a bottle?

      – No, Mr Bloom said. Make it up, please. I'll call later in the day and I'll take one of these soaps. How much are they?

      – Fourpence, sir.

      Mr Bloom raised a cake to his nostrils. Sweet lemony wax.

      – I'll take this one, he said. That makes three and a penny.

      – Yes, sir, the chemist said. You can pay all together, sir, when you come back.

      – Good, Mr Bloom said.

      He strolled out of the shop, the newspaper baton under his armpit, the coolwrappered soap in his left hand.

      At his armpit Bantam Lyons' voice and hand said:

      – Hello, Bloom. What's the best news? Is that today's? Show us a minute.

      Shaved off his moustache again, by Jove! Long cold upper lip. To look younger. He does look balmy. Younger than I am.

      Bantam Lyons's yellow blacknailed fingers unrolled the baton. Wants a wash too. Take off the rough dirt. Good morning, have you used Pears' soap? Dandruff on his shoulders. Scalp wants oiling.

      – I want to see about that French horse that's running today, Bantam Lyons said. Where the bugger is it?

      He rustled the pleated pages, jerking his chin on his high collar. Barber's itch. Tight collar he'll lose his hair. Better leave him the paper and get shut of him.

      – You can keep it, Mr Bloom said.

      – Ascot. Gold cup. Wait, Bantam Lyons muttered. Half a mo. Maximum the second.

      – I was just going to throw it away, Mr Bloom said.

      Bantam Lyons raised his eyes suddenly and leered weakly.

      – What's that? his sharp voice said.

      – I say you can keep it, Mr Bloom answered. I was going to throw it away that moment.

      Bantam Lyons doubted an instant, leering: then thrust the outspread sheets back on Mr Bloom's arms.

      – I'll risk it, he said. Here, thanks.

      He sped off towards Conway's corner. God speed scut.

      Mr Bloom folded the sheets again to a neat square and lodged the soap in it, smiling. Silly lips of that chap. Betting. Regular hotbed of it lately. Messenger boys stealing to put on sixpence. Raffle for large tender turkey. Your Christmas dinner for threepence. Jack Fleming embezzling to gamble then smuggled off to America. Keeps a hotel now. They never come back. Fleshpots of Egypt.

      He walked cheerfully towards the mosque of the baths. Remind you of a mosque, redbaked bricks, the minarets. College sports today I see. He eyed the horseshoe poster over the gate of college park: cyclist doubled up like a cod in a pot. Damn bad ad. Now if they had made it round like a wheel. Then the spokes: sports, sports, sports: and the hub big: college. Something to catch the eye.

      There's Hornblower standing at the porter's lodge. Keep him on hands: might take a turn in there on the nod. How do you do, Mr Hornblower? How do you do, sir?

      Heavenly weather really. If life was always like that. Cricket weather. Sit around under sunshades. Over after over. Out. They can't play it here. Duck for six wickets. Still Captain Culler broke a window in the Kildare street club with a slog to square leg. Donnybrook fair more in their line. And the skulls we were acracking when M'Carthy took the floor. Heatwave. Won't last. Always passing, the stream of life, which in the stream of life we trace is dearer than them all.

      Enjoy a bath now: clean trough of water, cool enamel, the gentle tepid stream. This is my body.

      He foresaw his pale body reclined in it at full, naked, in a womb of warmth, oiled by scented melting soap, softly laved. He saw his trunk and limbs riprippled over and sustained, buoyed lightly upward, lemonyellow: his navel, bud of flesh: and saw the dark tangled curls of his bush floating, floating hair of the stream around the limp father of thousands, a languid floating flower.

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      Martin Cunningham, first, poked his silkhatted head into the creaking carriage and, entering deftly, seated himself. Mr Power stepped in after him, curving his height with care.

      – Come on, Simon.

      – After you, Mr Bloom said.

      Mr Dedalus covered himself quickly and got in, saying:

      – Yes, yes.

      – Are we all here now? Martin Cunningham asked. Come along, Bloom.

      Mr Bloom entered and sat in the vacant place. He pulled the door to after him and slammed it twice till it shut tight. He passed an arm through the armstrap and looked seriously from the open carriagewindow at the lowered blinds of the avenue. One dragged aside: an old woman peeping. Nose whiteflattened against the pane. Thanking her stars she was passed over. Extraordinary the interest they take in a corpse. Glad to see us go we give them such trouble coming. Job seems to suit them. Huggermugger in corners. Slop about in slipperslappers for fear he'd wake. Then getting it ready. Laying it out. Molly and Mrs Fleming making the bed. Pull it more to your side. Our windingsheet. Never know who will touch you dead. Wash and shampoo. I believe they clip the nails and the hair. Keep a bit in an envelope. Grows all the same after. Unclean job.

      All waited. Nothing was said. Stowing in the wreaths probably. I am sitting on something hard. Ah, that soap: in my hip pocket. Better shift it out of that. Wait for an opportunity.

      All waited. Then wheels were heard from in front, turning: then nearer: then horses' hoofs. A jolt. Their carriage began to move, creaking and swaying. Other hoofs and creaking wheels started behind. The blinds of the avenue passed and number nine with its craped knocker, door ajar. At walking pace.

      They waited still, their knees jogging, till they had turned and were passing along the tramtracks. Tritonville road. Quicker. The wheels rattled rolling over the cobbled causeway and the crazy glasses shook rattling in the doorframes.

      – What way is he taking us? Mr Power asked through both windows.

      – Irishtown, Martin Cunningham said. Ringsend. Brunswick street.

      Mr Dedalus nodded, looking out.

      – That's a fine old custom, he said. I am glad to see it has not died out.

      All watched awhile through СКАЧАТЬ