The Boy Who Could Do What He Liked. David Baddiel

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       Copyright

      First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2016

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      Text © David Baddiel, 2016

      Illustrations © Jim Field 2016

      Jacket illustration © Jim Field, 2016

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      Source ISBN: 9780008167806

      Ebook Edition © 2016 ISBN: 9780008164911

      Version: 2016-02-01

       To the real Mrs Stokes …

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

Copyright

       Dedication

Part 1

Chapter 1: 3.32pm

Chapter 2: 5.30pm

Chapter 3: 6.00pm

       Chapter 4: 6.15pm

       Chapter 5: 6.35pm

       Chapter 6: 6.49pm

       End of Part 1

       Interlude

       Part 2

       Time Stop: 6.49pm

       Having-Tea: 6.49pm

       Clearing-up-After-Tea: 6.49pm

       Homework: 6.49pm

       Limited-Amount-of-Tv: 6.49pm

       Bath: 6.49pm

       Cleaning-his-Teeth-in-the-Evening: 6.49pm

       Getting-Undressed-and-Putting-Pyjamas-on: 6.49pm

       Going-to-Bed: 6.49pm

       Part 3

       Chapter 7: 10.25pm

       Read an extract from The Parent Agency

       Also by David Baddiel

       About the Publisher

      

      Alfie Moore had a routine. To be honest, he had a lot of routines. He had a waking-up routine, a getting-dressed routine, a cleaning-his-teeth-in-the-morning routine, a breakfast routine, a clearing-up-after-breakfast routine, a getting-his-schoolbag-ready routine, a checking-he-had-everything-before-he-left-the-house routine, a walking-to-and-from-school routine, a having-tea routine, a clearing-up-after-tea routine, a homework routine, a limited-amount-of-TV routine, a bath routine, a cleaning-his-teeth-in-the-evening routine (which, to be fair, was pretty similar to his cleaning-his-teeth-in-the-morning routine), a getting-undressed-and-putting-pyjamas-on routine and a going-to-bed routine.

      Alfie was eleven and the routines had all been worked out by his dad, Stephen. Each one СКАЧАТЬ