The teacher. A play for 4 people. Comedy. Nikolay Lakutin

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      Ksyusha. So?

      Sanek. Well, he said this: "Vibrations after one hundred and thirty on the Frets are a common phenomenon. The problem is, let's say, not of a technical nature.

      Ksyusha. And what's going on?

      Sanek. The point is playing!

      Ksyusha. M… it's cool.

      Sanek. Yeah. Something like that.

      Ksyusha. So maybe you don't need to drive at that speed? And nothing will play.

      Sanek. Yes, in theory, of course it is not necessary. But how not to drive when the car is rushing? If you don't want to, you put pressure on the trigger.

      Ksyusha. It's clear. Tell you what, you fucker, get this damn thing out of here somewhere. On the balcony, for example. Wash up and sit down to eat.

      Sanek. Oh, no. Thanks, I'm full. I'll take the battery away now.

      He takes the battery and takes it to the balcony.

      Anna returns.

      Ksyusha (shouting). Why did you bring him here? What do you want here? A warehouse?

      Sanek (shouting from the balcony). It was just on the way. Let it stand for a while, then I'll take it away if it gets in the way too much.

      Ksyusha (shouting). It's already getting in the way! I'm not the only one living here. So, Anya is outraged!

      Anna. Xun? Come on, what are you doing? Let him keep it. What problems?

      Ksyusha. Yeah, just let the men loose. Turn the balcony into a garage in one fell swoop.

      Sanek returns.

      Sanek. That's it, I put it in a corner. It's worth it modestly, it doesn't bother anyone. Does it bother you, Anyut?

      Anna. I don't.

      Sanek. That's fine. Are you sulking, Ksyukha? Let's go to the cinema!

      Ksyusha. Yes, it's too early to drive!

      Sanek. Come on. Let's go for a walk, wander around. What is there to sit in the apartment? (To Anna). Am I right?

      Anna. Sure.

      Sanek. Well.

      Ksyusha. Oh, listen, Nyur, so can you come with us? And?

      Anna. No, no, thanks. I'm tired from work. Even though you work half the day, you get exhausted like in a day and a half. I'm going to rest. You have a great time.

      Anna leaves, taking the leftovers from the table with her. Sanek and Ksyusha follow Anna with their eyes. Then they playfully look at each other, start flirting with each other.

Scene 2

      The twilight. Ksyusha and Sanek return late in the evening. They whisper and giggle.

      Ksyusha (in a whisper). Stop making me laugh, we'll wake up Anya. Did you look at the clock?

      Sanek (in a whisper). Yes, it's still a child's time!

      Ksyusha (in a whisper). What kind of childish? It's the first hour of the night. We're all quiet.

      They're sneaking around quietly. Sanek stumbles, not intentionally stomps loudly a couple of times, catching his balance.

      Ksyusha (in a whisper). Sanya, damn it! Did you do it on purpose?

      Sanek (in a whisper). Not at all! Stumbled, kid, who doesn't happen to?

      Ksyusha (in a whisper). That's it. Shhh!

      They're sneaking around. Ksyusha touches some kind of basin, drops it. The roar.

      Sanek (in a whisper). Well, which one of us is shh?

      Ksyusha (in a whisper). It's your fault! Distracted!

      Sanek (in a whisper). Of course, who else.

      Ksyusha (in a whisper). All right, quiet!

      They're sneaking around.

      Anna's voice (in a loud male drawling bass).

      Stay where you are!

      Don't go any further!

      Ksyusha and Sanek flinch, grab each other.

      Anna's voice (in a loud male drawling bass).

      We can hang around anywhere,

      Didn't you walk, on a nice day?

      And now in the middle of the night,

      How about nothing with a satisfied face?

      Sanek (in a whisper). What the hell is this? Ksyukha, are we really in your apartment?

      Anna comes out with a staff in her hand, dressed as Santa Claus, which makes Ksusha and Sanek shudder even more.

      Anna (in a loud male drawling bass).

      Admit it, kids,

      Got it in your pants?

      That's it! You will now

      Go quietly through the door!

      Ksyusha (taken aback). Yogurt without a date!

      Sanek. Anya, what are you doing?

      Anna (in her own voice). Yes, I am, I am. Who else?

      Ksyusha (angrily). Hello, Santa Claus, cotton wool beard! Did you bring us gifts, you crooked crook?

      Anna (takes off her hat and beard). What hunchback? What kind of gifts? Until the New Year, still oh-go-go!

      Ksyusha. Here! That's it, that's it! Why are you dressed up? You pop out in the middle of the night like the devil out of a box in outfits you don't expect. Anka, my heart almost went there, it didn't jump over the battery.

      Sanek. Mine, by the way, is also somewhere in the same place. To be honest, at some point I thought that the hour of reckoning had come. That's it, Sledge, jumped back, bounced his own.

      Anna. Oh, you've done it, then, in your pants after all?

      Ksyusha. Wouldn't you?

      Anna. Almost certainly!

      Ksyusha. Well, what the hell, then?

      Ksyusha stumbles over the pelvis again.

      Ksyusha. Damn it, turn on the light already, someone!

      The light turns on.

      Sanek. Oh, and, really, Santa Claus.

      Ksyusha. We are waiting for clarification! Have you gone completely crazy with your job, friend?

      Anna. If only a little bit. Actually, they brought us new costumes to the garden. They handed it out to wash and prepare it. Hem it if necessary. СКАЧАТЬ