Romeo and Juliet / Ромео и Джульетта. Уильям Шекспир
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Mercutio

      O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short, for I was come to the whole depth of my tale, and meant indeed to occupy the argument no longer.

      Enter Nurse and Peter.

Romeo

      Here’s goodly gear!

      A sail, a sail!

Mercutio

      Two, two; a shirt and a smock.

Nurse

      Peter!

Peter

      Anon.

Nurse

      My fan, Peter.

Mercutio

      Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan’s the fairer face.

Nurse

      God ye good morrow, gentlemen.

Mercutio

      God ye good-den, fair gentlewoman.

Nurse

      Is it good-den?

Mercutio

      ’Tis no less, I tell ye; for the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon.

Nurse

      Out upon you! What a man are you?

Romeo

      One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to mar.

Nurse

      By my troth, it is well said; for himself to mar, quoth a? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find the young Romeo?

Romeo

      I can tell you: but young Romeo will be older when you have found him than he was when you sought him. I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.

Nurse

      You say well.

Mercutio

      Yea, is the worst well? Very well took, i’faith; wisely, wisely.

Nurse

      If you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with you.

Benvolio

      She will endite him to some supper.

Mercutio

      A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! So ho!

Romeo

      What hast thou found?

Mercutio

      No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie, that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.

      [Sings.]

      An old hare hoar,

      And an old hare hoar,

      Is very good meat in Lent;

      But a hare that is hoar

      Is too much for a score

      When it hoars ere it be spent.

      Romeo, will you come to your father’s? We’ll to dinner thither.

Romeo

      I will follow you.

Mercutio

      Farewell, ancient lady; farewell, lady, lady, lady.

      [Exeunt Mercutio and Benvolio]

Nurse

      I pray you, sir, what saucy merchant was this that was so full of his ropery?

Romeo

      A gentleman, Nurse, that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.

Nurse

      And a speak anything against me, I’ll take him down, and a were lustier than he is, and twenty such Jacks. And if I cannot, I’ll find those that shall. Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am none of his skains-mates.-And thou must stand by too and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure!

Peter

      I saw no man use you at his pleasure; if I had, my weapon should quickly have been out. I warrant you, I dare draw as soon as another man, if I see occasion in a good quarrel, and the law on my side.

Nurse

      Now, afore God, I am so vexed that every part about me quivers. Scurvy knave. Pray you, sir, a word: and as I told you, my young lady bid me enquire you out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself. But first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her in a fool’s paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behaviour, as they say; for the gentlewoman is young. And therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.

Romeo

      Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I protest unto thee,-

Nurse

      Good heart, and i’faith I will tell her as much. Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman.

Romeo

      What wilt thou tell her, Nurse? Thou dost not mark me.

Nurse

      I will tell her, sir, that you do protest, which, as I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer.

Romeo

      Bid her devise

      Some means to come to shrift this afternoon,

      And there she shall at Friar Lawrence’ cell

      Be shriv’d and married. Here is for thy pains.

Nurse

      No truly, sir; not a penny.

Romeo

      Go to; I say you shall.

Nurse

      This afternoon, sir? Well, she shall be there.

Romeo

      And stay, good Nurse, behind the abbey wall.

      Within this hour my man shall be with thee,

      And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair,

      Which to the high topgallant of my joy

      Must be my convoy in the secret night.

      Farewell, be trusty, and I’ll quit thy pains;

      Farewell; commend me to thy mistress.

Nurse

      Now God in heaven bless thee. Hark you, sir.

Romeo

      What say’st thou, my dear Nurse?

Nurse

      Is your man secret? Did you ne’er hear say,

      Two may keep counsel, putting one away?

Romeo

      I warrant thee my man’s as true as steel.

Nurse

      Well, sir, my mistress is the sweetest lady. Lord, Lord! When ’twas a little prating thing, – O, there is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would fain lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger her sometimes, and tell her that Paris is the properer man, but I’ll warrant you, when I say so, she looks as pale as any clout in the versal world. Doth not rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?

Romeo

      Ay, Nurse; what of that? Both with an R.

Nurse

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