Dragon Ship. Natalie Yacobson

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СКАЧАТЬ The swamp elves turned out to be hulking men whose skin was sprouting slime and moss. The tavern elves tended to leprosy by climbing into beer mugs. Their size was perfect for such hiding. If they were discovered, they blew a whirlwind of magical beer bubbles in the drunkard’s face that would make him lose his mind and dance in the street all night. No one believed the complaints of the drunks in the morning. Many complained that they were enslaved by elves, not ale. Naturally, they were only mocked. It was until disaster struck.

      One day some drunkard swallowed a beer elf, and his stomach swelled, sparks ran along his skin, and the elf laughed from his gut. Everyone thought he had a ventriloquist inside him. The poor guy lost his bearings and hit the iron hook with his belly. The freed elf flew out of the belly. The murder was blamed on the pirates.

      Patricia remembered how the drunkard’s body hung on the hook like a meat carcass, while the mocking elves circled around the hook and cheered:

      «How easy it is to fool people!» They chanted.

      Now they were helping her to pirate. And she had thought that magic tricks were easy only with drunkards in the tavern.

      The first ship they captured was a galley. There was nothing to eat. But the vampire ship did, both the ship’s owners and the galleys’ oarsmen. Its ropes and sails caught its victims in a cocoon and smeared them in a bloody stain. The blood would quickly disappear, soaking into the ship, and the sails would turn boiling white again. This was great, because sailing with bloody sails meant being under suspicion forever. You could tell a bloody ship belonged to pirates. The ship itself didn’t care, it was all about food. It easily accepted the presence of a captain, as long as the captain leads it on a voyage for game. But the crew lacked other values.

      «We don’t see eye to eye with the ship,» Patricia sighed. «I want wine, spices, silks, and sharp Menuel’s weapons.»

      Menuel had the best weapons, and Etar had the best silks and tastiest sweets, but the ships of opportunity were only warships, not merchant ships. Patricia’s blood-hungry crew easily boarded ships with heavy equipment. One captured ship had an unusual cargo – barrels of lead.

      «What was in them?» Patricia polished her saber and watched as the goblins dragged the barrels to the deck from the sinking ship. «Is it gunpowder? Or is it mercury? Definitely not wine. The packaging is not typical of wine.»

      «It is a fire wine,» one of the goblins replied.

      «No, it isn’t! There is no such thing as a fire wine.»

      Patricia opened one of the barrels and was astonished. Inside the barrel, liquid fire was bubbling.

      «Is this really drinkable?»

      «Yes, it is!» The big goblin snatched the barrel and took a big gulp, then snorted insolently.

      «And you didn’t burn your throat?» Patricia wondered.

      The goblin shook his horned head. Then he clawed at his stomach. His eyes bulged and turned orange, and sparks flickered across his fur. The goblin grinned contentedly. He was enjoying the effects of the fire wine.

      «Do the others drink it too?»

      The goblin nodded.

      «Drunks,» Patricia muttered under her breath. The goblin took no offense. Everyone here liked fiery wine that burned the palate. And this was her team! All monsters! She didn’t know that before.

      Patricia was getting discouraged. The other pirates had taken the treasure, and all they got were barrels of wine. In frustration, she stabbed one of the casks with her dagger.

      «No, don’t tear them off!» The jumpy creature from the hold squeaked, but it was too late. An orange trickle flowed onto the deck.

      «There’s fire in every barrel, not wine!» Patricia was indignant.

      «It’s fire wine,» the Bogles grumbled resentfully. «Don’t you realize that this is the highest kind of wine?»

      «And who drinks such wine? Are they suicides? Are they condemned to execution? It will burn your throat!»

      «Dragons and dragons’ friends drink it,» replied the Bogles.

      «But it will burn our ship. Hurry up and get buckets of water!»

      Are there buckets on board? Patricia didn’t even know. But the flames on deck went out by themselves. Did the ship soak it up?

      «Our house isn’t on fire,» the pixie flipped in the air.

      «It is the ship, not the house!» Patricia corrected her.

      «It doesn’t matter!» The pixies scattered and the goblins began to drink heavily.

      Patricia stepped away from the horde of monsters. They were pouncing on the barrels of fiery liquor. The barrels didn’t even have corks. The goblins were smashing the lids with their paws to get to the contents.

      «Hey, Captain! Look at me? Do I fit in with your crew?» A female voice squeaked from somewhere above.

      Patricia looked around. There was no one around, except for the strange, stiff gargoyles on the sides. They looked like they were about to come to life. Could she have been approached by a ghost? There’s no sign of it, by the way. Are there invisible ghosts?

      «How is about that?» The unfamiliar voice came from above again.

      Patricia raised her head, holding her triangle with one hand. There was no one flying in the sky above the ship. So she couldn’t have been called from the sky.

      «Look here!»

      A beautiful gray head with pointed ears hung down. The eyes on the gray face glittered like amber. A thick cloak covered her narrow shoulders. The lady resembled a dunghill.

      «Do you like hanging upside down?» Patricia asked puzzled.

      «I do!» The lady shook her gray cape and appeared to be a huge bat. She jumped down gracefully and stood in front of Patricia, straightening up to her full height. Its head reached Patricia’s chin.

      «How did you get here? Are you even a fairy or a bat?»

      «I’m both, and I’m both, and I’m both.»

      «What’s the third thing?»

      «I’m a bat fairy, that’s the first two things, and the third, I’m a member of your team.»

      «How come I didn’t notice you before?»

      «Were you too busy enslaving the crew?»

      Enslavement! What’s the word?

      «I recruited them, not enslaved them.»

      «Hmm,» the bat fairy squirmed incredulously.

      «What are your talents?» Patricia looked her over from head to toe. Her feet were two paws with sharp claws that scratched the deck.

      «Are they talents for what?»

      «It is to fighting.»

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