Книга на третье. Петр Бормор
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Название: Книга на третье

Автор: Петр Бормор

Издательство: ""Издательство Лайвбук""

Жанр: Юмористическая проза

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isbn: 978-5-9689-0142-2

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      Примечания

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      Когда я дошел в рассказе до этого места, моя собственная жена набросилась на меня с кулаками.

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      Все тыгыдыгские сказки начинаются с этой фразы (здесь и далее – прим. ред.).

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      Москва.

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      В тыгыдыгском языке встречаются заимствованные слова. В тексте они выделены курсивом.

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      Тыгыдыги не очень хорошо знают новейшую историю. Они до сих пор уверены, что революция произошла оттого, что Ленин застрелил царя из Авроры. Некоторые, впрочем, считают, что Авророй называлась булатная сабля Ленина.

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