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СКАЧАТЬ Двоим приходится держать стул, третий помогает ему влезть на него и поддерживает его в равновесии, четвертый подает ему гвоздь, пятый протягивает молоток, а он тогда берет гвоздь и роняет его.

      – Ну вот! – говорит он оскорбленным тоном. – Теперь гвоздь упал. И всем нам приходится ползать на четвереньках и разыскивать гвоздь, в то время как он стоит на стуле, и ворчит, и желает узнать, намерены ли его продержать тут целый вечер.

      Гвоздь, в конце концов, отыскивается, но к этому времени он потерял молоток.

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