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СКАЧАТЬ хвасталась, что муж тебя и пальцем не тронет…

      – Так это ж кулаком!

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      Созвал лев зверей и говорит: «Кто принесет мне фрукт, которого я еще не видел, тому дам свою жену на ночь! А тот, кто принесет фрукт, который я знаю, того х… ем по спине отоварю!»

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