The Lost World / Затерянный мир. Артур Конан Дойл

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      “What’s all this? You ought to be ashamed” said the policeman. It was the most rational remark which I had heard in Enmore Park. “Well,” he insisted, turning to me, “what is it, then?”

      “This man attacked me,” said I.

      “Did you attack him?” asked the policeman.

      The Professor breathed hard and said nothing.

      “It’s not the first time, either,” said the policeman, severely, shaking his head. “You were in trouble last month for the same thing. You’ve blackened this young man’s eye. Do you give him in charge, sir?”

      I relented.

      “No,” said I, “I do not.”

      “What’s that?” said the policeman.

      “I was to blame myself. I intruded upon him. He gave me fair warning.”

      The policeman snapped up his notebook.

      “Don’t let us have any more such goings-on,” said he. “Now, then! Move on, there, move on!” This to a butcher’s boy, a maid, and one or two loafers who had collected. He clumped heavily down the street, driving this little flock before him. The Professor looked at me, and there was something humorous at the back of his eyes.

      “Come in!” said he. “I’ve not done with you yet.”

      The speech had a sinister sound, but I followed him none the less into the house. The man-servant, Austin, like a wooden image, closed the door behind us.

      Chapter IV

      It’s Just the very Biggest Thing in the World

      Hardly was it shut when Mrs Challenger darted out from the dining-room. The small woman was in a furious temper. She barred her husband’s way like an enraged chicken in front of a bulldog. It was evident that she had seen my exit, but had not observed my return.

      “You brute, George!” she screamed. “You’ve hurt that nice young man.”

      He jerked backwards with his thumb.

      “Here he is, safe and sound behind me.”

      She was confused, but not unduly so.

      “I am so sorry, I didn’t see you.”

      “I assure you, madam, that it is all right.”

      “He has marked your poor face! Oh, George, what a brute you are! Nothing but scandals from one end of the week to the other. Everyone hating and making fun of you. You’ve finished my patience. This ends it.”

      “Dirty linen,” he rumbled.

      “It’s not a secret,” she cried. “Do you suppose that the whole street – the whole of London, for that matter – Get away, Austin, we don’t want you here. Do you suppose they don’t all talk about you? Where is your dignity? You, a man who should have been Regius Professor at a great University with a thousand students all revering you. Where is your dignity, George?”

      “How about yours, my dear?”

      “You try me too much. A ruffian – a common brawling ruffian – that’s what you have become.”

      “Be good, Jessie.”

      “A roaring, raging bully!”

      “That’s done it! Stool of penance!” said he.

      To my amazement he stooped, picked her up, and placed her sitting upon a high pedestal of black marble in the angle of the hall. It was at least seven feet high, and so thin that she could hardly balance upon it. A more absurd object than she presented cocked up there with her face convulsed with anger, her feet dangling, and her body rigid for fear of an upset, I could not imagine.

      “Let me down!” she wailed.

      “Say ‘please.’ ”

      “You brute, George! Let me down this instant!”

      “Come into the study, Mr Malone.”

      “Really, sir —!” said I, looking at the lady.

      “Here’s Mr Malone pleading for you, Jessie.

      Say ‘please,’ and down you come.”

      “Oh, you brute! Please! please!”

      “You must behave yourself, dear. Mr Malone is a Pressman. He will have it all in his rag tomorrow, and sell an extra dozen among our neighbors. ‘Strange story of high life’ – you felt fairly high on that pedestal, did you not? Then a sub-title, ‘Glimpse of a singular menage.’ He’s a foul feeder, is Mr Malone, a carrion eater, like all of his kind – porcus ex grege diaboli – a swine from the devil’s herd. That’s it, Malone – what?”

      “You are really intolerable!” said I, hotly.

      He bellowed with laughter.

      “We shall have a coalition presently,” he boomed, looking from his wife to me and puffing out his enormous chest. Then, suddenly altering his tone, “Excuse this frivolous family badinage, Mr Malone. I called you back for some more serious purpose than to mix you up with our little domestic pleasantries. Run away, little woman, and don’t fret.” He placed a huge hand upon each of her shoulders. “All that you say is perfectly true. I should be a better man if I did what you advise, but I shouldn’t be quite George Edward Challenger. There are plenty of better men, my dear, but only one G. E. C. So make the best of him.” He suddenly gave her a resounding kiss, which embarrassed me even more than his violence had done. “Now, Mr Malone,” he continued, with a great accession of dignity, “this way, if YOU please.”

      We re-entered the room which we had left so tumultuously ten minutes before. The Professor closed the door carefully behind us, motioned me into an arm-chair, and pushed a cigar-box under my nose.

      “Real San Juan Colorado,” he said. “Excitable people like you are the better for narcotics. Heavens! don’t bite it! Cut – and cut with reverence! Now lean back, and listen attentively to whatever I may care to say to you. If any remark should occur to you, you can reserve it for some more opportune time.

      “First of all, as to your return to my house after your most justifiable expulsion” – he protruded his beard, and stared at me as one who challenges and invites contradiction – “after, as I say, your well-merited expulsion. The reason lay in your answer to that most officious policeman, in which I seemed to discern some glimmering of good feeling upon your part – more, at any rate, than I am accustomed to associate with your profession. In admitting that the fault of the incident lay with you, you gave some evidence of a certain mental detachment and breadth of view which attracted my favorable notice. The sub-species of the human race to which you unfortunately belong has always been below my mental horizon. Your words brought you suddenly above it. You swam up into my serious notice. For this reason I asked you to return with me, as I was minded to make your further acquaintance. You will kindly deposit your ash in the small Japanese tray on the bamboo table which stands at your left elbow.”

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