100 Of The Best Curses and Insults In Spanish: A Toolkit for the Testy Tourist. Chuck Gonzales

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      First published by HarperCollinsPublishers 2009

      Copyright © 2009 Rachel Perez

      Illustrations by Chuck Gonzales

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      Source ISBN: 9780007851485

      Ebook Edition © APRIL 2017 ISBN: 9780007483471

      Version: 2017-05-02

DEDICATION

      To Margaret

      Thank you Jeannine for great revisions and suggestions and irritating people

      the world over for inspiring the scenarios. Also special thanks to Eva Martinez, Antonio Martinez, Tesi Villanueva, Neil Dowden, and Silke Braun for all their work on the book.

      CONTENTS

       Cover

       Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Learn How to Give ’em Hell Like a Native!

Pronouncing Spanish

Situation #1: Empanada Bandidos

Situation #2: Revenge of the Yanquis

Situation #3: Cerveza Goggles

Situation #4: Is that a Fertilized Egg in There or are You Just Overweight?

Situation #5: Battle of the Bulge

       Situation #6: The Sun also Presses the Snooze Button

       Situation #7: Two Left Feet

       Situation #8: Urban Sombrero

       Situation #9: Ashes to Asses

       Situation #10: Running of the Bullies

       Situation #11: Fútbol Follies

       Situation #12: Ancient Truths

       Situation #13: The Rain in Spain

       Situation #14: In Vino Veritas

       Situation #15: Vista Conquistador

       Situation #16: Dropping the Eavesdropper!

       Situation #17: Not so Jolly Giant

       Situation #18: Thou Shall not Mooch

       Situation #19: Aircraft Guitar

       Situation #20: Sangría Wars

       Situation #21: Someone in Portugal can’t Hear You

       Situation #22: Planeta of the Apes

       Situation #23: “Are we Having Fun Yet?”

       Situation #24: Siestas for the Rest of Us

       Situation #25: Logorrhea

       Situation #26: Don Juan Wannabe

       Situation #27: El Rastro Rascal

       Situation #28: Nevermind the Bollocks

       Situation #29: Mira, Mira on the Wall …

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