Talking to Addison. Jenny Colgan
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Название: Talking to Addison

Автор: Jenny Colgan

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Зарубежный юмор

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isbn: 9780007393923

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      JENNY COLGAN

       Talking to Addison

       Copyright

      This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

      

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      Copyright © Jenny Colgan 2000

      Jenny Colgan asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work

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      Source ISBN: 9780006531777

      EBook Edition © APRIL 2013 ISBN: 9780007393923 Version: 2016-01-19

       Dedication

      This book is dedicated with love

      to my truly fantastic and long-suffering parents – Mum, sorry I didn’t take my accountancy exams, Dad, sorry about all the swearing.

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Chapter Three

       Chapter Four

       Chapter Five

       Chapter Six

       Chapter Seven

       Part II

       Chapter Eight

       Chapter Nine

       Chapter Ten

       Chapter Eleven

       Chapter Twelve

       Epilogue

       Acknowledgements

       About the Author

       Also by the Author

       About the Publisher

Part I

       One

      A famous arctic explorer once said that polar expeditions were the most successful form of having a bad time humans had ever devised. Of course, he’d probably never answered an ad for a flatshare with a bunch of complete strangers. Although if it hadn’t been for them I would never have met Addison. Hmm. Which, when I think of it, is kind of like saying, OK, I lost all my fingers and toes to frostbite, but I met some very sweet penguins along the way…

      Thirty-six hours after I moved in to 12a Wendle Close, Harlesden, I realized I’d made a terrible mistake. Tiptoeing around someone else’s home is weird enough, particularly if it’s just after a late night and you can’t remember their name or where they keep the Sugar Puffs or, say, you’re a cat burglar. Tiptoeing around your own is discomfiting to say the least. But here I was, creeping into my own house and closing my bedroom door extremely quietly, heart pounding, after my very first quick jaunt to the shops, to make friends with my newsagent and see what flavours of Skips he had.

      If I pressed my head against the thin wood veneer of the door I could just about hear my new best friends in the nearby ghastly open-plan Formica kitchenette.

      ‘Well, I think we need a special long-term rota too. For cleaning the shower curtain and the drawers. And washing the skirting boards.’

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