Cupid And Chow-Chow. Louisa May Alcott

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      II. LOST IN A LONDON FOG.

      We had been to tea with some friends in Shaftesbury Terrace, and were so busy with our gossip that the evening slipped away unperceived till the clock struck half-past ten. We were two lone ladies, and had meant to leave early, as we were strangers in London and had some way to drive; so our dismay on discovering the lateness of the hour may be imagined.

      We had not engaged a carriage to come for us, knowing that a cab-stand was near by, and that a cab would be much cheaper than the snug broughams ladies usually secure for evening use.

      Out flew the little maid to get us a cab, and we hurried on our wraps eager to be gone. But we waited and waited, for Mary Ann did not come, and we were beginning to think something had happened to her, when she came hurrying back to say that all the cabs were gone from the neighboring stand, and she had run to another, where, after some delay, she had secured a hansom.

      Now it is not considered quite the thing for ladies to go about in hansom cabs, without a gentleman to accompany them, especially in the evening; but being independent Americans, and impatient to relieve our weary hostess of our presence, we said nothing, but bundled in, gave the address,—24 Colville Gardens, Bayswater,—and away we went.

      A dense fog had come on, and nothing was visible but a short bit of muddy street, and lamps looming dimly through the mist. Our driver was as husky as if it had got into his throat, and the big, white horse looked absolutely ghostly as he went off at the breakneck pace which seems as natural to the London cab-horse as mud is to London streets.

      "Isn't it fun to go rattling round in this all-out-of-doors style, through a real London fog?" said my sister, who was now enjoying her first visit to this surprising city.

      "That remains to be seen. For my part, I'd give a good deal to be shut up, dry and decent, in a four-wheeler, this is so very rowdy," I returned, feeling much secret anxiety as to the propriety of our proceeding.

      "You are sure you gave the man the right direction?" I asked, after we had driven through what seemed a wilderness of crescents, terraces, gardens, and squares.

      "Of course I did, and he answered, 'All right, mum.' Shall I ask him if it is all right?" said M, who dearly liked to poke up the little door in the roof, which was our only means of communication with the burly, breezy cherub who sat up aloft to endanger the life of his fare.

      "You may, for we have ridden long enough to go to St. Paul's."

      Up went the little door, and M asked blandly,—

      "Are you sure you are going right, driver?"

      "No, mum, I ain't," was the cheering response breathed through the trap-door (as M called it) in a hoarse whisper.

      "I told you where to go, and it is time we were there."

      "I'm new come to London, mum, and ain't used to these parts yet,"—began the man.

      "Good gracious! so are we; and I'm sure I can't tell you any thing more than the name and number I have already given. You'd better ask the first policeman we meet," cried I, with the foreboding fear heavier than before.

      "All right, mum," and down went the little door, and off rattled the cab.

      My irrepressible sister burst out laughing at the absurdity of our position.

      "Don't laugh, M, for mercy's sake! It's no joke to be wandering about this great city at eleven o'clock at night in a thick fog, with a tipsy driver," I croaked, with a warning pinch.

      "He isn't tipsy, only stupid, as we are, not to have engaged a carriage to come for us."

      "He is tipsy; I smelt gin in his breath, and he is half asleep up there, I've no doubt, for we have passed one, if not two policemen, I'm sure."

      "Nonsense! you wouldn't know your own father in this mist. Let Jarvey alone and he will bring us safely home."

      "We shall see," I answered, grimly, as a splash of mud lit upon my nose, and the cab gave a perilous lurch in cutting round a sharp corner.

      Did any one ever find a policeman when he was wanted? I never did, though they are as thick as blackberries when they are not needed.

      On and on we went, but not a felt helmet appeared, and never did escaping fugitive look more eagerly for the North Star than I did for a gleaming badge on a blue coat.

      "There's a station! I shall stop and ask, for I'm not going slamming and splashing about any longer. Hi there, driver!" and I poked up the door with a vigor that would have startled the soundest sleeper.

      "Ay, ay, mum," came the wheezy whisper, more wheezy than ever.

      "Stop at this station-house and hail some one. We must get home, and you must ask the way."

      "All right, mum," came back the hollow mockery conveyed in those exasperating words.

      We did stop, and a star did appear, when I, with all the dignity I could muster, stated the case and asked for aid.

      "Pleeseman X," gave it civilly; but I greatly СКАЧАТЬ