Maya - Illusion. Owen Jones

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СКАЧАТЬ looked at Craig’s back. Eight years older. Eight years of slaving over a machine working on a medium that would cease to exist if there were no electricity. She couldn’t even remember how many web sites he had now. There was something sad about that. She ought to know what her husband was working so hard at, but it was all pointless too since it was not paying for their lifestyle, which was not lavish by any Western standards. She would never have the jet-set lifestyle that she had thought having a foreign husband ensured.

      She had been so stupid and if it wasn’t for Soom, she would happily be dead. Her mother could take care of Soom, as she always had and if she faked an accidental death, her life assurance would pay Soom a million baht, which would see her through university and buy her a good job.

      That was something else that Craig didn’t know about yet. It was one of those embarrassing things that Thais only discussed with Thais. They were ashamed to admit them to foreigners. Corruption. No matter how well Soom did at university, she would never get a very good job if she didn’t have the money to buy her one.

      And they didn’t have any money and they didn’t have any reserves or a pension pot. Soom would discover bitter disillusionment early in life, when she realised that university had ensured her an office job, but not a good one. There were several glass ceilings that only money could smash and they didn’t have any and never would have.

      She was too old to go back to ‘work’ and earn good money now, but in five or ten years, she would have no chance at all of working in Pattaya. If she were going, she would have to go now or forever hold her peace. Could she rely on Craig to get her out of this awful situation? She would truly be happy to go to sleep now and not wake up again.

      Craig woke Lek up at seven o’clock as it was getting dark outside.

      “What’s the matter? Why are you waking me up? Oh! I forgot. We’re in Laos. What time is it?”

      “Seven. There are a lot of people walking around outside. Shall we go out and have a look? Are you hungry?”

      “Yes, OK. I’ll just brush my teeth. Five minutes.”

      “OK, Lek. Say, don’t you think we should get some Lao money, some ‘Kip’? We paid in Baht this afternoon, but I think they just round everything up when you pay in Baht. Let’s get five thousand Baht’s worth and see how it goes. I can pay for the hotel by credit card. I don’t know about the visa. What do you think?”

      He could hear her gargling in the toilet. When she came into the room, he asked what she thought of the plan.

      “I couldn’t hear a word of what you were saying! I only heard ‘blub, blub, blub, blub, blub’. You knew I was brushing my teeth, why were you talking to me? What did you say?”

      He told her again.

      “Yes, OK. We can get some Kip. You have very many Kip for one Baht, I think. You want to get now, tonight?”

      “Sure, as soon as possible, eh? Do you have my new Lloyds ATM card? The green one they sent me last month?”

      “Yes.” She rummaged in her bag and handed it to him.

      “And the PIN – you know the number – security.”

      “I don’t have. You not give to me. You have.”

      Craig wanted to blame Lek, but he couldn’t remember having given it to her. She might be right, but that made the card useless.

      “Oh, shit. We cannot take money from the UK bank. Do you have your card?”

      “No. I not take any gold or cards with me, I think it is not safe in Laos, because I do not know here.”

      “Right... so we cannot get any money from the banks and we are on holiday in Laos. Great! I’m not blaming you... I am just saying. I am thinking aloud. How much money do you have?”

      “Thai money?”

      “What else? Do you have any Chinese?”

      Lek was already counting out some notes. “A little more than seven thousand Baht.”

      “OK, the visa costs nineteen hundred, I believe, so we have money to last for now, but we either have to go home early or.... This is bloody daft, eh? Who goes abroad with no money, eh? Only us! Come on, let’s go out. We can change a thousand Baht and enjoy ourselves. We can deal with it all tomorrow. Are you ready? Come on then, my dear.”

      They turned left out of the hotel and walked the three hundred yards to the bureau de change that they had spotted earlier in the day. The exchange rate was two hundred and fifty-one Kip to the Baht and Lek was as delighted as a child at Christmas to be given a quarter of a million Kip for her one thousand Baht note.

      She felt very rich and very superior, which were sensations that she was not accustomed to.

      “Look at all this money, Craig! Look!”

      “Yes, Lek, it’s a thousand Baht in Kip. The numbers don’t matter, it is the value that counts.”

      But she wasn’t listening again, just counting the notes over and over.

      “Where do you want to eat, dear?” asked Craig.

      “Oh, we can eat anywhere with this sort of money,” she replied. “How about that open-air restaurant on the pavement near the hotel? The food looked very nice and they had the big prawns that you like.”

      So, they walked back towards the hotel and sat at an empty table in the restaurant area. When the waiter came, Craig ordered two beer Lao’s, ice and a glass. When that had arrived, Lek went with the waiter to select the food that she wanted cooked for them.

      Lek was in her element, but Craig was feeling rather stupid for not having checked his ATM cards.

      The food that Lek picked was fit for a king. They had a dozen huge prawns, a large, steamed, pink river fish, spare ribs, salad and shellfish. Just as they were struggling to get to the end of it all, Craig ordered another round of beer. The waiter looked at his watch and said:

      “It is nine o’ clock. We close now. Everything in Vientiane close now, but you can have one more, if you are quick. You must finish before I clean everything away... OK?”

      Craig agreed. Lek and Craig stared at each other.

      “Surely, the capital city of Laos doesn’t close at nine thirty, Lek?”

      “That is what he said. Look around you. Lights are going out, people are going home.”

      Lek spoke to the waiter when he returned with the beers and the bill. He confirmed that the city did indeed close at nine thirty by order of the government. Lek was not all that bothered, because she normally went to bed at nine thirty anyway, but she was shocked when she saw the bill of a hundred and eight-five thousand Kip.

      ∞

      They rose at seven thirty, showered and went down for breakfast. There were both Thai and ‘European’ styles, so they were both happy with that. Then they went back to the room, picked up their paperwork for the visa and went back down. Another surprise awaited them- СКАЧАТЬ