Название: Shouldn't You Be in School?
Автор: Lemony Snicket
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Учебная литература
Серия: All the Wrong Questions
isbn: 9781780312323
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ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS
“Who Could That Be at This Hour? ”
“When Did You See Her Last? ”
“Shouldn’t You Be in School? ”
ADDITIONAL REPORTS
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents
Shouldn’t You Be in School? First published in Great Britain 2014 by Egmont UK Limited The Yellow Building 1 Nicholas Road London W11 4AN
Text copyright © 2014 Lemony Snicket
Art copyright © 2014 Seth
ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS: Shouldn’t You Be in School?
by Lemony Snicket reprinted by arrangement with Charlotte Sheedy Literary Agency.
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TO: Eratosthenes
FROM: LS
FILE UNDER: Stain’d-by-the-Sea, accounts of; arson,
investigations of; Hangfire; pedagogy; Haines family,
suspicions concerning; et cetera
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Contents
There was a town, and there was a librarian, and there was a fire. While I was in town I was hired to investigate this fire, and I thought the librarian could help me bring a villain to justice. I was almost thirteen and I was wrong. I was wrong about all of it. I should have asked the question “Why would someone destroy one building when they really wanted to destroy another?” Instead, I asked the wrong questions—four wrong questions, more or less. This is the account of the third.
I was spending a bad morning in a good library. What was bad was the weather, which was unforgivably hot. The sun was having a tantrum so fierce that all the shade had been scared away, and the sidewalks of Stain’d-by-the-Sea, the town in which I had been spending my time, were no place for a decent person to walk. The library, with its calm and cooling silence, was the only comfortable place to spend the early hours of the day.
The weather wasn’t the only thing that made the morning bad. There was a man, a vicious villain who went by the name of Hangfire. Every morning that found Hangfire still at large was a bad morning. He was hiding somewhere in town, biding his sinister time and planning his troublesome plans, and hiding and planning with him were his associates in an organization called the Inhumane Society. Recently they had set up shop in the Colophon Clinic, if the phrase “set up shop” can mean “turn an empty hospital into a place where many children could be kept prisoner for some sinister purpose.” Although the Colophon Clinic СКАЧАТЬ