It Happened In Paradise. Nicola Marsh

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СКАЧАТЬ was halfway to her feet when his hand, sweeping the air in the direction of her voice, connected with her leg and grabbed it. She let out a shriek of alarm.

      ‘Shut up,’ he said tightly. ‘I’ve got a headache and I can’t think with all that noise.’

      ‘Poor baby,’ she crooned with crushing insincerity. Then lashed out with her free leg, her toe connecting with his thigh.

      He jerked her other leg from beneath her, which was a mistake since she landed on top of him.

      He said one word, but since she’d knocked the breath out of him, only he knew for certain what it was.

      Manda considered kicking him again but thought better of it. They needed to stop bickering and start working together and, whoever he was, he had an impressively broad shoulder. The kind built for leaning on.

      His shirt, beneath her cheek, had the soft feel that heavy-duty cotton got when it had been worn and washed times without number and the bare skin of his neck smelled of soap.

      Maybe he wasn’t going to be such a total loss after all…

      ‘Make yourself at home, why don’t you,’ he said, taking her by the waist and shifting her a little to the right before settling his hands on her backside, at which point she realised that it wasn’t only his shoulders that were impressive and…

      And what the heck was she thinking?

      She rolled off him, biting back a yelp as she landed on what felt like the Rock of Gibraltar. If he knew, he’d laugh.

      ‘Who the hell are you?’ she demanded.

      ‘Who the hell are you?’ he retaliated, definitely not amused. On the contrary, he sounded decidedly irritable. ‘And what are you doing here?’

      ‘I asked first.’

      There was an ominous silence and it occurred to Manda that, no matter what the provocation, further aggravating a man already in a seriously bad mood was not a particularly bright idea.

      It wasn’t that she cared what he thought of her, but those broad shoulders of his were going to be an asset since it was obvious that their chances of survival would double if they worked together.

      Tricky enough under the best of circumstances.

      Team-building was not one of her more developed skills; she tended to work best as top dog. Issuing orders. It worked well with the TV production team she’d put together. Belle, in front of camera, was undoubtedly the star, but she was a professional, used to taking direction.

      Daisy… Well, Daisy was learning.

      Sensing that on this occasion she was going to need a different approach, she began again by introducing herself.

      ‘Look, we seem to have got off on the wrong foot. My name is Miranda Grenville,’ she said, striving, with difficulty, for politeness. ‘I’m here taking a short break…’

      ‘In Cordillera? Are you crazy?’

      She gritted her teeth, then said, ‘Undoubtedly. It has possibilities as a holiday destination, admittedly, but so far none of them have been successfully exploited.’

      ‘Oh, believe me. They’ve got the exploitation angle covered.’

      He didn’t sound happy about that, either.

      ‘Not noticeably,’ she replied. ‘And tourists tend to have a bit of a phobia about earthquakes.’

      ‘In that case they—you—would be well advised to stick to somewhere safer,’ he retaliated. ‘Try Bournemouth next time.’

      ‘Thank you for your advice. I’ll bear it in mind should there ever be a “next time”.’

      His bad mood was beginning to seriously annoy her, a fact which, if he’d known her, should worry him. That she suspected it wouldn’t bother him in the slightest made him interesting. A pain, but interesting…

      ‘Meanwhile, since I’m here—we’re here—in the middle of the earthquake that happened while you were sleeping off…’ politeness, Manda, politeness ‘…whatever you were sleeping off, maybe you’d like to help me figure out how we’re going to get out of here?’

      She spoke in calm, measured tones. Dealing with an idiot had the advantage of making her forget her own fears, it seemed.

      He replied briefly in a manner that was neither calm nor measured. Then, having got that off his chest, he said, ‘There’s been an earthquake?’

      ‘By George he’s got it,’ she replied sarcastically.

      He repeated his first thought, expressing his feelings with a directness that she’d have found difficulty in bettering if she wasn’t making a determined effort to play nice. Clearly, this was not the moment to point out that he hadn’t completed their introductions.

      Whoever he was, he didn’t seem to have much time for the social niceties, but the silence went on for a long time and, after a while, she cleared her throat—just to get rid of the dust.

      Manda heard him shift in the darkness, felt rather than saw him turn in her direction. ‘Tell me,’ he said, after what seemed like an age. ‘What, in the name of all that’s holy, are you doing in a Cordilleran temple in the middle of an earthquake?’

      For a moment she considered telling him that it was none of his damned business. But she needed his help, whoever he was. So she compromised.

      ‘I’ll tell you that,’ she informed him, ‘if you’ll tell me what the devil you’re doing, drinking yourself to perdition in a Cordilleran temple. At any time.’

      Despite the pain in his head, Jago had to admit that this woman had a certain entertainment value and he laughed.

      This was not a wise move as his head was swift to remind him. But something about the way she’d come back at him had been so unexpectedly sharp, so refreshingly astringent that he couldn’t help himself. And if she was right about the earthquake she got ten out of ten for…something. If only being a pain in the butt.

      Admittedly it was a very nicely put together butt…

      He began, despite every cell in his body clamouring a warning, to wonder who she was, where she had come from. What she looked like.

      Had he, despite his best intentions, started drinking in Rob’s bar and been so lost to sense that he’d picked up some lone female tourist looking for a good time and brought her back here with him? If so, he’d signally failed to deliver, he thought, as he searched his memory for a picture to match the voice.

      His memory refused to oblige so he was forced to ask, ‘Did I pick you up in Rob’s bar?’

      ‘Who’s Rob?’

      ‘I guess that answers that question…’

      ‘Don’t you remember?’

      Great butt, smart mouth. Tricky combination. ‘If I remembered I wouldn’t ask,’ СКАЧАТЬ