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For Daniel, Carole, Heather, Louisa, Ruth, James, Sophia, Mala and Joti. For your mummies who now glitter with the stars in the sky – they loved you so much and were so sad to leave you.

For Jonny, Amida and all the other dads who did and continue to do their wonderful best.

For Jayne and Jan who will for ever glitter in my eyes – thank you for so much.

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Chapter 1: failure is not an option…

Chapter 2: humming might be dangerous…

Chapter 3: a glittering success…

Chapter 4: everything is really all my fault…

Chapter 5: I don’t even know where to begin…

Chapter 6: welcum to the dump…

Chapter 7: school…?