Paddington Complete Novels. Michael Bond

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      “Sssh!” said a nasty-sounding voice from the row behind.

      “It’s all dark and I can’t see,” exclaimed Paddington as he was passed back along the row.

      “Are you all right now, dear?” whispered Mrs Brown, as Paddington sat down beside her.

      “I think so,” said Paddington, peering at the screen.

      “Oi!” said the nasty voice from behind again. “’Ow about taking yer titfer off?”

      Paddington turned and stared in the direction of the speaker. “My titfer?” he exclaimed. “Take my titfer off?”

      “That’s right,” said the voice. “Your tit for tat.”

      “I think he means your hat, dear,” explained Mrs Brown. “It’s probably getting in the way of the screen.”

      Paddington thought for a moment. He wasn’t at all keen on taking his hat off in case it got lost in the dark. “I’ll turn it round if you like,” he said generously. “Then you can look through one of the holes.”

      Having solved the problem of the man behind, Paddington gave his attention to the screen. It was all very interesting, with people dashing about all over the place and with music that got louder and louder, but Paddington found it difficult to understand what it was all about. To his surprise, after only a few minutes the music suddenly ended and all the lights in the cinema came on.

      “Well,” he exclaimed, looking most disappointed. “I didn’t think much of that!”

      “It’s all right, Paddington,” explained Judy. “That’s what’s showing next week. That was only the trailer.”

      But her words fell on empty ears for Paddington was staring at the screen again and licking his whiskers.

      “Oh dear,” groaned Mr Brown, as he followed Paddington’s gaze. “They would have to advertise ice-cream. They must have known he was coming.” He felt in his pocket. “You’d better get six tubs, and some nougat or something for the big picture, Jonathan.”

      “I think I’m going to enjoy myself,” announced Paddington a few minutes later as Mr Brown handed him the refreshments.

      He dipped his spoon into the ice-cream tub and stared excitedly at the screen as the lights went down again to herald the start of the cowboy film.

      Paddington enjoyed the cowboy film much more than the trailer, and he soon became quite lost in the story. He stood up on his seat with his paws on the balcony and his eyes glued to the screen. Every now and then he automatically dipped his spoon into the ice-cream tub and several times a lump fell off the spoon before it had even reached his mouth, which was most unusual.

      It was all very complicated at first. Everyone seemed to be shooting at everyone else and Paddington got very worried in case there was no one left and they had to stop the film.

      Each time the villain, who wore a black mask and a black hat, came on to the screen he booed, and when the hero appeared, riding a white horse, he cheered and waved his hat in the air until Mrs Brown became quite embarrassed. She wasn’t at all sorry when at long last the hero rode off into the setting sun and the film came to an end.

      “Most enjoyable,” said Mrs Bird, rather surprisingly. The Browns had somehow never thought of Mrs Bird liking cowboy films. “Did you like it, Paddington?”

      Paddington nodded his head vigorously. “I enjoyed it very much, thank you, Mrs Bird,” he said. “Except I can’t find my nougat anywhere.”

      “Never mind, Paddington,” said Mr Brown, after they had all searched in vain for it. “I’ll buy you some more in a minute. After we’ve heard the organ.”

      He sat back heavily in his seat and then turned to see Paddington. “If you watch,” he explained, “you’ll see it come up through the floor in a moment.”

      “Come up through the floor, Mr Brown?” exclaimed Paddington. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen an organ come up through the floor before.”

      “Oh dear,” said Mrs Bird. “And it doesn’t look as if you’re going to now. Look!”

      She pointed to the screen where an announcement had just been flashed on to say that Mr Reginald Clove was indisposed.

      “What!” cried Paddington hotly as the words sank in. “Reginald Clove indisposed!”

      “That means he’s ill, dear,” explained Mrs Brown. “So he won’t be playing after all.”

      “How very disappointing,” said Mr Brown. “It’s a long time since I heard an organ. I was really looking forward to it.”

      While the rest of the Browns watched the advertisements on the screen Paddington sank back into his seat and listened to Mr Brown explaining what the organ would have looked like had it come up through the floor. Mr Brown liked organs and he went on for a long time about it.

      “Henry,” said Mrs Brown when he had finished. “Where’s Paddington?”

      “Paddington?” exclaimed Mr Brown. “Don’t tell me he’s disappeared again. He was here a moment ago.”

      “I do hope he isn’t long wherever he’s got to,” said Mrs Brown. “We shall never hear the last of it if he misses the start of the big picture.”

      But Paddington was already almost out of sight. He was hurrying up the aisle and out through the door marked EXIT. There was a purposeful expression on his face, one which the Browns would have recognised at once had they been able to see him.

      Paddington wasn’t the only one with a purposeful expression on his face at that moment. As he hurried down the stairs on one side of the cinema the manager of the Podium strode up the stairs leading to the projection box on the other.

      There was something unusual going on in his theatre and he intended finding out what it was. He prided himself that the Podium was normally a very well run cinema but on this particular evening things had gone wrong from the beginning.

      First of all the lady in the cash desk -usually a most reliable person – had complained of a fishy smell and mysterious voices saying they were accompanied coming from underneath her counter. Then Reginald Clove had caught his hand in a swing door and had announced the fact that he couldn’t play the organ. Something to do with his not being able to work the stops and turn the music with only one hand.

      As if that wasn’t enough there had come news of ‘goings on’ in the circle. It was most unusual to have ‘goings on’ in the circle. Occasionally he had a spot of bother in the cheaper seats downstairs – but never in the circle.

      There had been complaints of bear’s boos coming from the front row during the cowboy film, and as he’d passed through the stalls he’d also noticed several people immediately underneath the balcony with ice-cream stains on their hats. It was all very disturbing and he wasn’t СКАЧАТЬ