Blink and You Die. Lauren Child

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СКАЧАТЬ in at the Little Green Diner. They do a mean Space Burger, ask for a side of Mars fries and tell Silas that Mo sent you and he’ll give you a deal.’

      As they were going out the door they heard the phone ring; Mo picked up. ‘How many letters?’ he said.

      Ruby could see that for Clancy stepping into the Little Green Diner was pretty special. It had been wallpapered in space pictures: Apollo 13, the space craft which made the ill-fated third manned trip to the surface of moon, took up most of one wall and a possible UFO sighting filled another.

      Ruby and Clancy walked up to the counter.

      ‘Mo said to say he sent us,’ said Ruby.

      ‘Oh, he did, did he?’ said Silas. ‘So I guess you’ll be getting a deal.’

      ‘Have you ever seen a UFO Rube?’ asked Clancy, not waiting for an answer. ‘I think I saw one once, took a photograph too, but my sister Lulu says it was actually a Frisbee and to be honest there’s no telling.’

      ‘I think you’d know,’ said a small, thin guy sitting at the counter. ‘When I saw my first UFO, I was in no doubt about what I’d just been witness to.’

      ‘Well, hang on a tiny minute, Walter,’ said the enormous man who sat on the stool next to him. ‘The thing is, no one exactly knows what they are looking for, so it’s easy to get it wrong.’

      ‘I’m not disagreeing with you there, Duke, but when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen one, and I’ve seen two.’

      ‘It’s true,’ said Duke, ‘he’s seen a couple.’

      Clancy was all ears. ‘So what did it look like?’ he asked.

      ‘How you’d expect,’ said Walter. ‘A craft unusual in appearance, moving pretty fast across the night sky, bright lights, no markings.’

      ‘How do you know it had no markings if it was dark and moving at speed?’ asked Silas, who had doubtless quizzed Walter about this many times before.

      ‘I know what I saw,’ said Walter, crossing his arms.

      ‘Why do you think Little Mountain Side attracted so many UFOs?’ asked Ruby.

      ‘Because of the space base,’ said Walter.

      ‘Space base?’ asked Clancy. ‘There was an actual space base here?’

      ‘No,’ said Silas.

      ‘Uh-huh,’ said Walter, ignoring him. ‘It was some kinda space operation? In the Sequoia Mountains.’

      ‘It was an energy plant,’ said Silas.

      ‘Oh yeah, so how do you explain all the comings and goings, all the activity?’ said Walter.

      ‘There were more than a thousand people working there, what do you expect?’ said Silas.

      ‘I’m not talking about any power plant,’ said Walter, ‘I’m talking about something covert here, you know –’ he leant in close – ‘to welcome the aliens.’

      ‘Really?’ said Clancy.

      ‘That’s what they say,’ said Duke.

      ‘Who says?’ asked Ruby.

      ‘No one,’ said Silas. ‘This is Walt talking garbage, as usual.’

      ‘He’s not a believer,’ said Duke, pointing his thumb at Silas, ‘that’s his trouble.’

      ‘Likes to cash in on it though,’ said Walter, holding up a flying saucer serviette.

      It was actually all good-natured banter, and clearly had been said a thousand times before.

      ‘So if there was a space base somewhere here on this mountainside, then why doesn’t anyone talk about it?’ asked Clancy.

      ‘It was all very much on the downlow, if you know what I’m saying,’ said Duke. ‘Not for civilians to know about.’

      Silas shook his head. ‘You guys and your conspiracy theories. It’s a bunch of hogwash. Sven’s father worked at the plant for a whole number of years and he never once mentioned little green men from Mars.’

      ‘Well, he wouldn’t, would he,’ said Walter.

      Duke nodded his head. ‘That’s right, Walt. Sven’s dad would have signed some official secrecy document, everyone who worked there would have.’

      Walter nodded gravely and Silas chuckled to himself.

      ‘I promise you this: if a Martian ever walks into this diner, I’ll shake him by the tentacle and give him a side order of fries on the house.’

      

      IT WAS DISAPPOINTING TO RETURN to Cedarwood Drive empty-handed, but Ruby had enjoyed a more than interesting day, and Clancy, with all this new information about space craft and aliens, could not be shut up. They caught the bus just as it was about to pull out of the stop, clambered on, taking seats towards the back away from the other passengers. Not that it was crowded: there were only seven other people taking the Mountain bus back to Maple Falls.

      Ruby had a small, spiral-bound notepad and she was staring hard at a list of things set neatly out down the page. On one side:

       What I know

      And on the other:

       What I don’t know

      Some of the things had been crossed out, and moved from the don’t know column to the do know column.

      Why Buzz was called Buzz, for example.

      ‘Why is Buzz called Buzz?’ asked Clancy.

      ‘It’s not as exciting as you think,’ said Ruby.

      ‘What, it’s some kinda nickname?’ asked Clancy.

      ‘Less exciting,’ said Ruby.

      ‘It’s her actual surname?’ said Clancy

      ‘Less interesting than that,’ said Ruby.

      ‘I give up,’ said Clancy.

      ‘It will disappoint you to know,’ said Ruby.

      ‘Try me,’ said Clancy.

      ‘They’re her initials, Brenda Ulla Zane.’

      ‘Oh, that’s kinda disappointing,’ said Clancy.

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