Confessions of a British Doctor. Benjamin Daniels
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Название: Confessions of a British Doctor

Автор: Benjamin Daniels

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Биографии и Мемуары

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isbn: 9780007512195

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">       The near miss

       The cockup but arse covered

       The cockup and up shit creek

       Dying

       Happy pills

       Top 1 per cent of the population

       Kieran

       Peter

       Granny dumping

       Ed

       Camouflage man

       Memories

       Fighting

       Tingling ear syndrome

       Gary

       Beach medicine

       Gifts

       Passing judgement

       The examination game

       Sex

       Angela

       I don’t like some of my patients

       Boundaries

       Angry man

       Maintaining interest

       Tariq

       Babies

       Why do people get sick?

       A pair of glasses

       Stewart

       Barry

       Royal Wedding

       Abortion

       Taking Responsibility

       France vs UK

       The NHS is brill

       My patients are brill

       Acknowledgements

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

      Disclaimer

      Dr Benjamin Daniels is the pseudonym of a doctor currently working for the NHS.

      The events described in this book are based on my experiences as a new doctor. For obvious reasons of privacy and confidentiality I have made certain changes, altered identifying features and fictionalized some aspects, but it remains an honest reflection of life as a young doctor in Britain today. This is what it’s like. These things really happen!

      Who am I?

      Humans have a universal desire to be listened to and share their stories of pain and suffering. My job as a doctor is to listen to those stories. Sometimes I interject with some suggestions or medications, but more often I am simply a passive observer of the soap operas that are people’s lives. With regular appointments, I watch the characters develop and the narratives unfold. Although some of my patients have an over inflated view of my significance, I really am just a walk-on part in their lives. I’m like an extra in a soap opera who tries his best to play a small role in one or two of the storylines, but in reality rarely affects the progress of the plot or the big ending. The advantage I do have is that I get to watch the story unfold from a unique and fascinating angle. Being a doctor gives me a privileged insight into the more private and often bizarre aspects of human life and, with that in mind, let me share some slices of my working life with you.

      I love my job and have no regrets about choosing to become a doctor and then specialize as a primary care physician. This is quite fortunate really, as my decision to study medicine was made as I chose my school exam subjects at the tender age of 16¼. At this time my only real reservation against becoming a doctor was the knowledge that I would have to endure studying chemistry. I couldn’t really think of any other reason why I shouldn’t be a doctor. What could be better than swanning around a hospital full of beautiful nurses and ‘saving lives’? People would think I was great and ultimately this would lead to me finally getting a girlfriend. As an awkward 16-year-old with bad skin and greasy hair, most of my career aspirations were based on what profession would give me the best opportunity of gaining me some interest from the opposite sex. I had accepted that my carnal ambitions would ideally be achieved by being in a boy band or playing Premiership football, but unfortunately my lack of talent in both these departments led to the inevitable choice of medicine. I chose a career in medicine in the year that ER first arrived on our screens. A poster of George Clooney in a white coat was on every girl’s wall. Of course I wanted to be a doctor!

      On my university application form, I had the good sense to not write that I wanted to be a doctor so I could ‘save СКАЧАТЬ