Flesh House. Stuart MacBride

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      Hot white blobs of light picked their way through the trees in the background, then the camera panned round to an overweight reporter as he told the nation that this was the second night Ken Wiseman remained at large. ‘… increased manpower, combing through woods and industrial units all over Aberdeen. Halloween is traditionally a time for trick or treating—’

      ‘Guising!’ Logan shouted at the television. ‘In Scotland we go guising, not trick or treating!’ He snatched his second tin of beer off the coffee table and drank deep.

      ‘—but this year the streets of the city are empty, left to the cold and the mist. Because this year, there really is a monster out there—’

      ‘Oh for God’s sake!’ Logan excavated the remote control from the sofa’s cushions and stabbed the button, hunting through the channels for something decent to watch and coming up empty.

      Nothing to help him ignore the little red light on the answering machine.

      Another mouthful of beer and the tin was empty. Logan stifled a belch and got to his feet. Should probably get something to eat … The little red light blinked at him.

      He walked over, and pressed the button.

      ‘Message one: Hi Logan, it’s me…’ Jackie, the words alcohol-slurred and fuzzy. ‘I miss you, OK? I do. I miss you…’ He could hear raised voices in the background, a jukebox, a bandit pinging and bleeping to itself. ‘Just thought you should know.’ Beeeeeeep. And the tape rewound itself.

      He pressed the button again.

      ‘MESSAGE ONE: Hi Logan, it’s me … I miss you, OK? I do. I miss you…’ Pub noises. ‘Just thought you should know.’ Beeeeeeep.

      RRRRRRRRRRingggggggggggggg – the flat’s doorbell.

      ‘MESSAGE ONE: Hi Logan, it’s me … I miss you, OK? I—’

      RRRRRRRRRRingggggggggggggg.

      ‘Oh … bloody hell. OK, I’m coming.’

      There was a short, stocky Glaswegian waiting outside, clutching a couple of plastic bags as a thin drizzle oozed down out of a dirty orange sky. ‘Laz, my man! Trick or treat?’

      Logan scowled at him. ‘Don’t you bloody start.’

      ‘Aye, and a happy Christmas to you too. You look like shite, byraway. C’moan, shift over, curry’s no’ gettin’ any warmer here.’

      ‘Colin, I …’

      But the reporter had already shouldered his way past. Sighing, Logan closed the stairwell door and followed him up. Colin Miller: even dressed casually, the wee man looked like a deranged, muscle-bound clothes model. God alone knew what Isobel saw in him.

      ‘You seen those arseholes on the news, but?’ Miller stuck his plastic bags on the kitchen table, then dug into one and tossed a cold bottle of Kingfisher beer in Logan’s direction.

      Logan caught it just before it hit the kitchen floor. ‘Don’t you ever ring first?’

      ‘Aye, you’re right,’ said the wee man, pulling a plastic takeaway container out of the second bag, then stacking another five beside it, topping them off with a bag of poppadoms, ‘what was I thinkin’? You could’a had a hot date!’

      ‘Very funny.’

      ‘Ah come on, Laz, lighten up. I’ve got the evenin’ off. She Who Must’s catching up on her beauty sleep, her mum’s got the wean till tomorrow, an’ you’re all on yer tod. So: boys’ night in!’ He rummaged in Logan’s cutlery drawer and produced the bottle opener, fumbling the top off his beer with stiff, gloved fingers. ‘Get blootered, curry-out from the Nazma, watch some footie on the telly, and break wind to our hearts’ content.’

      Logan popped the top off his Kingfisher, then helped himself to a poppadom. ‘You do know I can’t talk about the Wiseman case, don’t you?’

      The reporter froze. ‘Wiseman case? Never crossed my mind! I’m no—’

      ‘Oh come off it Colin, you’re trying to bribe me into talking about an ongoing investigation with Indian beer from …’ Logan checked the label. ‘Kent?’

      Miller grinned. ‘And curry. Don’t forget the curry.’

      ‘Fat chance.’

      ‘Oh come on, man! Throw a freelancer a bone, eh? Those BBC bastards’ve got exclusive access to everythin’.’

      ‘Thought you were going back on staff.’

      The reporter shrugged. ‘Nah, freelance pays better. Doing a fair chunk for the Examiner though.’

      ‘Bet the Journals like that.’

      ‘All’s fair in love and journalism. Lime pickle?’

      ‘Cupboard above the kettle. Anyway, it’s an observational documentary, not a news programme. Not even going to be out till next year.’

      ‘But—’

      ‘And it’s a pain in the backside. Everywhere you turn someone’s sticking a camera up your nose. You try it for a week, see how you like it.’

      ‘Chicken Jalfrezi, Lamb Biryani, Prawn Rogan Josh, or a bit of everything?’

      ‘Everything.’ He watched Miller serving up, the reporter’s leather gloves struggling with the clear plastic containers. It would have been much easier to just take the gloves off, but Miller was too vain for that.

      Logan scowled into his beer. ‘I mean they didn’t even ask if I wanted to be in it—’

      ‘I get it. Fuck’s sake: enough!’ He licked a dob of bright red sauce from his leathered thumb. ‘Every time I come over here …’

      ‘I was only saying—’

      ‘And would it kill you to get some СКАЧАТЬ