Salvation on the Small Screen?. Nadia Bolz-Weber

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      Copyright © 2008 by Nadia Bolz-Weber.

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      Cover design by Rob Carmichael

       Cover photos by Janet Loo

       Interior design by John Eagleson

      Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

      Bolz-Weber, Nadia.

       Salvation on the small screen? : 24 hours of Christian television / by Nadia

       Bolz-Weber.

       p. cm.

       ISBN 978-1-59627-086-2 (pbk.)

       ISBN 978-1-59627-194-4 (E-book)

       1. Television in religion - United States. 2. Television broadcasting-

       Religious aspects - Christianity. I. Title.

       BV656.3.B65 2008

       269’.260973-dc22

      2008024254

      Seabury Books

       445 Fifth Avenue

       New York, NY 10016

       www.churchpublishing.org

       For Matthew, my long-suffering husband, without whom I would not have the most beautiful things in my life

       Contents

       Introduction

       5:00 a.m. The Stranger (Seriously, my Savior would not wear bangs)

       5:30 a.m. Paula White Today (Boosting God’s self-esteem)

       Intermission Reflection on the Blank Screen Simul lustus et Peccator

       6:00 a.m. Jesse Duplantis Ministries (Being Charlie in God’s chocolate factory)

       6:30 a.m. Enjoying Everyday Life with Joyce Meyer (Am I a victorious, powerful, stomp-on-the-devil’s-head Christian?)

       7:00 a.m. Changing Your World with Dr. Creflo Dollar (Resisting the cherry danish with God’s help)

       7:30 a.m. John Hagee Today (At the Ethan Allen Middle East Apocalyptic NewsDesk)

       8:00 a.m. Breakthrough with Rod Parsley (Do the prayer line people have to use stripper names?)

       8 30 a.m. Today with Marilyn and Sarah (I didn’t know stickers could do that)

       9:00 a.m. Believer’s Voice of Victory (“The Secret,” televangelist-style)

       Postscript: My Sister Emails in Solidarity

       9:30 a.m. Best of Praise the Lord ( Siegfried and Roy go to Burning Man)

       11:00 a.m. Behind the Scenes (Liberals in heaven?)

       11:30 a.m. Paula White Today (Forgetting about kangaroos)

       12:00 p.m. Life Today (In the down-homey log cabin of millionaires)

       Intermission Reflection on the Blank Screen The Grassley Six

       12:30 p.m. This Is Your Day with Benny Hinn ( Catching the mic in one smooth motion)

       1:00 p.m. The 700 Club (Pentecostal Romper Room)

       Intermission Reflection on the Blank Screen What Are People Getting Out of This?

       2:00 p.m. John Hagee (How is a frozen pizza recall “news,” or “Christian,” or “Christian news”?)

       Intermission Reflection on the Blank Screen What Makes Something “Christian”?

       2:30 p.m. Breakthrough with Rod Parsley (l wonder if̶Raise eyes to heaven” was on the teleprompter?)

       3:00 p.m. Praise the Lord (PTL) (Don Ho sings the bad theology ofyour childhood)

       Intermission Reflection on the Blank Screen Prayer

       5:00 p.m. Ancient Secrets of the Bible ( CorningWare is ruined for me)

       5:30 p.m. Rediscovering the Kingdom with Dr. Myles Munroe ( Religion as government)

       6:00 p.m. Behind the Scenes (I think all this anointing has just given me the runs)

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