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      "Bah!" he cried, starting up and stamping his foot angrily upon the floor. "The idea! I, Charles Dawson, a man of the world, scared by-- by--well, by nothing. I don't believe in ghosts--and yet--at times I do believe that this house is haunted. My hair seems to feel the same way. It stands up like stubble in a wheat-field, and one might as well try to brush the one as the other. At this rate nothing'll get done. I'll go to town and see Dr. Bronson. There's something the matter with me."

      So off Dawson went to town.

      "I suppose Bronson will think I'm a fool, but I can prove all I say by my hair," he said, as he rang the doctor's bell. He was instantly admitted, and shortly after describing his symptoms he called the doctor's attention to his hair.

      If he had pinned his faith to this, he showed that his faith was misplaced, for when the doctor came to examine it, Dawson's hair was lying down as softly as it ever had. The doctor looked at Dawson for a moment, and then, with a dry cough, he said:

      "Dawson, I can conclude one of two things from what you tell me. Either Dampmere is haunted, which you and I as sane men can't believe in these days, or else you are playing a practical joke on me. Now I don't mind a practical joke at the club, my dear fellow, but here, in my office hours, I can't afford the time to like anything of the sort. I speak frankly with you, old fellow. I have to. I hate to do it, but, after all, you've brought it on yourself."

      "Doctor," Dawson rejoined, "I believe I'm a sick man, else this thing wouldn't have happened. I solemnly assure you that I've come to you because I wanted a prescription, and because I believe myself badly off."

      "You carry it off well, Dawson," said the doctor, severely, "but I'll prescribe. Go back to Dampmere right away, and when you've seen the ghost, telegraph me and I'll come down."

      With this Bronson bowed Dawson out, and the latter, poor fellow, soon found himself on the street utterly disconsolate. He could not blame Bronson. He could understand how Bronson could come to believe that, with his hair as the only witness to his woes, and a witness that failed him at the crucial moment, Bronson should regard his visit as the outcome of some club wager, in many of which he had been involved previously.

      "I guess his advice is good," said he, as he walked along. "I'll go back right away--but meanwhile I'll get Billie Perkins to come out and spend the night with me, and we'll try it on him. I'll ask him out for a few days."

      Suffice it to say that Perkins accepted, and that night found the two eating supper together outwardly serene. Perkins was quite interested when Chung brought in the supper.

      "Wears his queue Pompadour, I see," he said, as he glanced at Chung's extraordinary head-dress.

      "Yes," said Dawson, shortly.

      "You wear your hair that way yourself," he added, for he was pleased as well as astonished to note that Perkins's hair was manifesting an upward tendency.

      "Nonsense," said Perkins. "It's flat as a comic paper."

      "Look at yourself in the glass," said Dawson.

      Perkins obeyed. There was no doubt about it. His hair was rising! He started back uneasily.

      "Dawson," he cried, "what is it? I've felt queer ever since I entered your front door, and I assure you I've been wondering why you wore your mustache like a pirate all the evening."

      "I can't account for it. I've got the creeps myself," said Dawson, and then he told Perkins all that I have told you.

      "Let's--let's go back to New York," said Perkins.

      "Can't," replied Dawson. "No train."

      "Then," said Perkins, with a shiver, "let's go to bed."

      The two men retired, Dawson to the room directly over the parlor, Perkins to the apartment back of it. For company they left the gas burning, and in a short time were fast asleep. An hour later Dawson awakened with a start. Two things oppressed him to the very core of his being. First, the gas was out; and second, Perkins had unmistakably groaned.

      He leaped from his bed and hastened into the next room.

      "Perkins," he cried, "are you ill?"

      "Is that you, Dawson?" came a voice from the darkness.

      "Yes. Did--did you put out the gas?"

      "No."

      "Are you ill?"

      "No; but I'm deuced uncomfortable What's this mattress stuffed with-- needles?"

      "Needles? No. It's a hair mattress. Isn't it all right?"

      "Not by a great deal. I feel as if I had been sleeping on a porcupine. Light up the gas and let's see what the trouble is."

      Dawson did as he was told, wondering meanwhile why the gas had gone out. No one had turned it out, and yet the key was unmistakably turned; and, what was worse, on ripping open Perkins's mattress, a most disquieting state of affairs was disclosed.

      Every single hair in it was standing on end!

      A half-hour later four figures were to be seen wending their way northward through the darkness--two men, a huge mastiff, and a Chinaman. The group was made up of Dawson, his guest, his servant, and his dog. Dampmere was impossible; there was no train until morning, but not one of them was willing to remain a moment longer at Dampmere, and so they had to walk.

      "What do you suppose it was?" asked Perkins, as they left the third mile behind them.

      "I don't know," said Dawson; "but it must be something terrible. I don't mind a ghost that will make the hair of living beings stand on end, but a nameless invisible something that affects a mattress that way has a terrible potency that I have no desire to combat. It's a mystery, and, as a rule, I like mysteries, but the mystery of Dampmere I'd rather let alone."

      "Don't say a word about the--ah--the mattress, Charlie," said Perkins, after awhile. "The fellows'll never believe it."

      "No. I was thinking that very same thing," said Dawson.

      And they were both true to Dawson's resolve, which is possibly why the mystery of Dampmere has never been solved.

      If any of my readers can furnish a solution, I wish they would do so, for I am very much interested in the case, and I truly hate to leave a story of this kind in so unsatisfactory a condition.

      A ghost story without any solution strikes me as being about as useful as a house without a roof.

      A Little Book of Christmas

      (John Kendrick Bangs)

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