Moon-Face, and Other Stories. Джек Лондон

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СКАЧАТЬ (He grinned with pallid joy.) ‘And in token of the sincere esteem I bear you, receive this little—’ (His eyes flushed and he threw up one hand, swiftly, to guard his head from the expected blow)—‘this little memento.’

      “I had intended to slip a fiver into his hand, but for all his surprise, he was too quick for me.

      “ ‘Aw, keep yer dirt,’ he snarled.

      “ ‘I like you still better,’ I said, adding a second fiver. ‘You grow perfect. But you must take it.’

      “He backed away growling, but I caught him round the neck, roughed what little wind he had out of him, and left him doubled up with the two fives in his pocket. But hardly had the elevator started, when the two coins tinkled on the roof and fell down between the car and the shaft. As luck had it, the door was not closed, and I put out my hand and caught them. The elevator boy’s eyes bulged.

      “ ‘It’s a way I have,’ I said, pocketing them.

      “ ‘Some bloke’s dropped ’em down the shaft,’ he whispered, awed by the circumstance.

      “ ‘It stands to reason,’ said I.

      “ ‘I’ll take charge of ’em,’ he volunteered.

      “ ‘Nonsense!’

      “ ‘You’d better turn ’em over,’ he threatened, ‘or I stop the works.’

      “ ‘Pshaw!’

      “And stop he did, between floors.

      “ ‘Young man,’ I said, ‘have you a mother?’ (He looked serious, as though regretting his act! and further to impress him I rolled up my right sleeve with greatest care.) ‘Are you prepared to die?’ (I got a stealthy crouch on, and put a cat-foot forward.) ‘But a minute, a brief minute, stands between you and eternity.’ (Here I crooked my right hand into a claw and slid the other foot up.) ‘Young man, young man,’ I trumpeted, ‘in thirty seconds I shall tear your heart dripping from your bosom and stoop to hear you shriek in hell.’

      “It fetched him. He gave one whoop, the car shot down, and I was on the drag. You see, Anak, it’s a habit I can’t shake off of leaving vivid memories behind. No one ever forgets me.

      “I had not got to the corner when I heard a familiar voice at my shoulder:

      “ ‘Hello, Cinders! Which way?’

      “It was Chi Slim, who had been with me once when I was thrown off a freight in Jacksonville. ‘Couldn’t see ’em fer cinders,’ he described it, and the monica stuck by me. … Monica? From monos. The tramp nickname.

      “ ‘Bound south,’ I answered. ‘And how’s Slim?’

      “ ‘Bum. Bulls is horstile.’

      “ ‘Where’s the push?’

      “ ‘At the hang-out. I’ll put you wise.’

      “ ‘Who’s the main guy?’

      “ ‘Me, and don’t yer ferget it.’ ”

      The lingo was rippling from Leith’s lips, but perforce I stopped him. “Pray translate. Remember, I am a foreigner.”

      “Certainly,” he answered cheerfully. “Slim is in poor luck. Bull means policeman. He tells me the bulls are hostile. I ask where the push is, the gang he travels with. By putting me wise he will direct me to where the gang is hanging out. The main guy is the leader. Slim claims that distinction.

      “Slim and I hiked out to a neck of woods just beyond town, and there was the push, a score of husky hobos, charmingly located on the bank of a little purling stream.

      “ ‘Come on, you mugs!’ Slim addressed them. ‘Throw yer feet! Here’s Cinders, an’ we must do ’em proud.’

      “All of which signifies that the hobos had better strike out and do some lively begging in order to get the wherewithal to celebrate my return to the fold after a year’s separation. But I flashed my dough and Slim sent several of the younger men off to buy the booze. Take my word for it, Anak, it was a blow-out memorable in Trampdom to this day. It’s amazing the quantity of booze thirty plunks will buy, and it is equally amazing the quantity of booze outside of which twenty stiffs will get. Beer and cheap wine made up the card, with alcohol thrown in for the blowd-in-the-glass stiffs. It was great—an orgy under the sky, a contest of beaker-men, a study in primitive beastliness. To me there is something fascinating in a drunken man, and were I a college president I should institute P.G. psychology courses in practical drunkenness. It would beat the books and compete with the laboratory.

      “All of which is neither here nor there, for after sixteen hours of it, early next morning, the whole push was copped by an overwhelming array of constables and carted off to jail. After breakfast, about ten o’clock, we were lined upstairs into court, limp and spiritless, the twenty of us. And there, under his purple panoply, nose crooked like a Napoleonic eagle and eyes glittering and beady, sat Sol Glenhart.

      “ ‘John Ambrose!’ the clerk called out, and Chi Slim, with the ease of long practice, stood up.

      “ ‘Vagrant, your Honor,’ the bailiff volunteered, and his Honor, not deigning to look at the prisoner, snapped, ‘Ten days,’ and Chi Slim sat down.

      “And so it went, with the monotony of clockwork, fifteen seconds to the man, four men to the minute, the mugs bobbing up and down in turn like marionettes. The clerk called the name, the bailiff the offence, the judge the sentence, and the man sat down. That was all. Simple, eh? Superb!

      “Chi Slim nudged me. ‘Give’m a spiel, Cinders. You kin do it.’

      “I shook my head.

      “ ‘G’wan,’ he urged. ‘Give ‘m a ghost story The mugs’ll take it all right. And you kin throw yer feet fer tobacco for us till we get out.’

      “ ‘L. C. Randolph!’ the clerk called.

      “I stood up, but a hitch came in the proceedings. The clerk whispered to the judge, and the bailiff smiled.

      “ ‘You are a newspaper man, I understand, Mr. Randolph?’ his Honor remarked sweetly.

      “It took me by surprise, for I had forgotten the Cowbell in the excitement of succeeding events, and I now saw myself on the edge of the pit I had digged.

      “ ‘That’s yer graft. Work it,’ Slim prompted.

      “ ‘It’s all over but the shouting,’ I groaned back, but Slim, unaware of the article, was puzzled.

      “ ‘Your Honor,’ I answered, ‘when I can get work, that is my occupation.’

      “ ‘You take quite an interest in local affairs, I see.’ (Here his Honor took up the morning’s Cowbell and ran his eye up and down a column I knew was mine.) ‘Color is good,’ he commented, an appreciative twinkle in his eyes; ‘pictures excellent, characterized by broad, Sargent-like effects. Now this … t his judge you have depicted … you, ah, draw from life, I presume?’

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