Юмор & Сатира не для сортира. Валерий Александрович Ларченко
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СКАЧАТЬ нагрянули с утюгами под мышкой. И все, тот коммерс уже в Раю. Вне очереди. Вот что деньги делают!

      Друг мой недавно с тещей поругался. Слово за слово, короче, хватает он ее за шиворот и… выбрасывает через балкон … Да нет, не разбилась! Ну и что, 8-й этаж? … Оказалась, у его тещи прокладки с крылышками. Так она круг по микрорайону сделала и вернулась. На перила балконные села и каркает: «Ну что, зятек, соскучился?»…

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