Обстоятельства. Юмористические рассказы. Валерий Медведковский
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СКАЧАТЬ чего-то тебе не хватает, можно попросить Деда, он тебе поможет.

      – Пёс Тишка у игрушечного зайца оторвал ухо. Можно попросить Деда, чтобы он починил ухо?

      – С ухом Дед тебе не поможет. Но можно попросить, чтобы он прислал тебе игрушечного врача-кролика, который будет лечить зайца.

      – Ладно, попрошу прислать врача-кролика. Ухо у зайца все равно не появится, потому что врачи уши не выращивают, – рассудил ребенок.

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