Kathleen Tessaro 3-Book Collection: The Flirt, The Debutante, The Perfume Collector. Kathleen Tessaro

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      ‘I believe you dropped this,’ he smiled, holding out a ticket.

      Hughie hesitated, then took it. ‘Thank you.’

      The man stood up. ‘My pleasure.’

      Then he clasped the hand of the ticket inspector and shook it warmly. ‘I just want to say I think you’re doing an excellent job. I work at Head Office and rarely have I seen a servant of the people as devoted and diligent as yourself. It makes me proud, my good man! Proud to be part of this great public transport system, and I must say, proud to be British!’ He looked to Hughie. ‘Don’t you agree?’

      ‘Absolutely!’

      The ticket inspector blushed. ‘I don’t know what to say! It’s so nice to be appreciated for a change. The number of people who abuse you, just for doing your job!’

      The man nodded and patted him on the shoulder. ‘You’re a brave soldier.’

      ‘You have to be!’

      ‘I’ll tell you what,’ said the man, taking out his mobile. ‘I’m putting in a call to Head Office right now and I’d like to mention you by name.’

      ‘Really? Do you mean it? It’s Paul, sir. Paul Pullerton.’

      ‘Mr Pullerton, you’re a credit to your profession! I’m dialling right now. Keep up the good work!’ he called as he headed down the steps and off the bus.

      ‘Now there’s a gentleman!’ the inspector declared to anyone who would listen. ‘Last of a dying breed!’

      ‘He didn’t have to show his ticket!’ Malcolm pointed out.

      But the inspector ignored him. ‘A dying breed,’ he repeated and moved down the aisle.

      Hughie looked out of the window. The man had disappeared.

      Surely he’d given him his ticket. But why had he bothered to save a complete stranger?

      Halfway down Park Lane, the bus shuddered violently. Clouds of black smoke billowed from its engine. The driver pulled over and rang the bell. ‘Everyone off! Everyone off the bus!’

      Hughie climbed off and managed to lose Malcolm in the outraged throng of pensioners and pushchairs. Traffic had ground to a halt.

      There was nothing for it. So he ran down Park Lane.

      At Hyde Park Corner, his phone rang again.

      ‘I’m ordering without you,’ his mother said. ‘You forget that not everyone is unemployed and can laze about all day like you.’

      ‘Mum … I can explain …’

      ‘You have so little respect for other people. Time is more than money, Hughie, it’s the stuff of life. You are wasting my life! Why are you panting? Is something wrong with you? Are you ill? How is it that any child of mine could be so badly brought up as to think …’

      Another call was coming through. It was Leticia.

      ‘After all the money I’ve spent trying to give you the best possible start – yes, I’ll have the lamb please and a bottle of Château Margaux …’

      ‘Sorry, Mum …’

      ‘Hughie, don’t interrupt! What have I just been telling you about respect?’

      ‘Mum, if you could just hold a minute …’

      ‘Hold! I will certainly not hold!’

      Leticia rang off.

      ‘My God, Hughie, you really take the biscuit!’

      ‘Mum! This is a very important call!’

      He put his mother on hold and rang Leticia.

      ‘The Vane home for very, very wayward women,’ she answered.

      Then Hughie’s credit ran out and the line went dead.

      By the time he arrived at Leticia’s shop, her next client was already there. He rang the bell anyway.

      ‘Can’t you read the sign?’ she said, opening the door. ‘No soliciting.’

      He pushed his hair, damp from all the running, back from his face. ‘I’m here to pick up the samples, Miss Vane. I’m so sorry I’m late.’

      ‘And what samples might those be?’

      ‘The ones for Mr … Mr … Mr Licktitslowly.’

      ‘Mr Licktitslowly,’ she repeated.

      ‘That’s right, Mr Licktitslowly and the Reverend Hardascanbee.’

      She sighed. ‘Those samples have been put away. I don’t have time to get them out now.’

      Hughie leant in. ‘I’m afraid the Reverend in particular is most insistent.’

      She smiled, brushing her fingers softly against his thigh. He stiffened. ‘Tell the good Reverend Hardascanbee that another time, I’ll personally ensure he samples everything.’

      She shut the door.

      Hughie waited a moment for his erection to go down, then bolted across to the Goring. He was just in time to see his mother climbing unsteadily into a cab and it pulling away.

      ‘Bugger!’

      By now, breakfast had worn off. He went into the Goring anyway, lifting a copy of The Times from the front desk as he passed. There was no point attempting the dining room. And the bar was heaving. Instead, he squeezed into the lounge which was full of people lunching on sandwiches. He scanned the busy room until he found a table where a middle-aged couple were just paying the bill.

      ‘I’m sorry to disturb you.’ He flashed his most charming grin. ‘It’s so crowded, is this seat taken?’

      Hughie’s Harrow education was useful for the accent alone.

      ‘Oh! No, please!’ the man gestured to the spare chair. ‘We were about to leave anyway.’

      ‘That’s very good of you. Here.’ Hughie held out the woman’s coat for her.

      ‘Thank you,’ she smiled.

      ‘No, thank you!’ Hughie waved as they made their way towards the door.

      Then he settled down, folded out his paper and disappeared into the general throng. The woman had left half her crab-and-avocado sandwich and most of her crisps. There was a small bowl of olives and even a bit of wine СКАЧАТЬ