The Person Controller. David Baddiel
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Название: The Person Controller
Автор: David Baddiel
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Книги для детей: прочее
isbn: 9780007554553
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First published in hardback in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2015
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Text © David Baddiel, 2015
Illustrations © Jim Field 2015
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Version: 2018-08-23
To the Grandmas – Sarah, and Dinks, late of this parish.
Contents
Copyright
Part 1: Pause
Chapter 1: Fred and Ellie
Chapter 2: Eric
Chapter 3: Cyberdodo
Chapter 4: The other twins
Chapter 5: Fred’s football trials: just one example
Chapter 6: Wedgie
Chapter 7: Click here
Chapter 8: Say please
Chapter 9: The package
Chapter 10: Pair with Controller
Chapter 11: Prepare yourself
Chapter 12: Wwwwoooaargggh!
Chapter 13: 7.13
Chapter 14: Wheee! and wheheyheey!
Chapter 15: Countdown
Chapter 16: Have we got any bacon?
Chapter 17: Good behaviour
Chapter 18: I’mgonnakillyouuuuuuuu!!
Chapter 19: My turn
Chapter 20: Ellie Premium Edition
Chapter 21: You’re my stylist
Part 2: Upgrade
Chapter 22: Most Improved
Chapter 23: Flashback
Chapter 24: Time to shine
Chapter 25: it’s bananas, Morris
Chapter 26: A kind of looking-down smile
Chapter 27: It’s a deal
Chapter 28: A shaven gorilla
Chapter 29: Thor’s hammer of bacon
Chapter 30: Actually, it’s not Skype
Chapter 31: No More Questions!
Chapter 32: Nerd
Chapter 33: It’s got a flashing light on it
Chapter 34: Two cowboys about to draw
Chapter 35: The Boxspital
Chapter 36: Happy Christmas, Stones …
Chapter 37: Charged to the Max
Chapter 38: Emwmwtaapt Morris
Chapter 39: I am Karabuki!
Chapter 40: Pure Power
Chapter 41: …
Chapter 42: I’ve felt better
Part 3: Highest Level
Chapter 43: A big, flat, cardboard shoe
Chapter 44: The Bracket Wood and Surrounding Area Inter-school Winter Trophy
Chapter 45: The next game
Chapter 46: There’s only really one place
Chapter 47: What happened?
Chapter 48: Never even come near me with a football again
Chapter 49: Like this one?
Chapter 50: Paired