Everything but the Baby. Kathleen O'Brien

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СКАЧАТЬ to the floor “—a sleazy bastard—” she missed the effigy entirely “—Lincoln Gray.” That one embedded itself deeply in the chair’s gold satin upholstery.

      Oh, heck. Repairing that was going to cost a pretty penny. And she only had two knives left.

      “Mind if I try?”

      Allison looked up, startled to hear a man’s voice in the big, empty room. She hated to admit it, but for a split second she thought it might be Lincoln, come to explain everything, to apologize for scaring her.

      The knife itched in her hand.

      But in her heart, she knew that her missing fiancé wouldn’t have the courage to face her now. If he ever apologized, it would be by e-mail.

      The man in front of her was a complete stranger. He wasn’t Lincoln and he wasn’t the fretful hotel manager, either, arriving to save the rest of his chairs.

      But he was definitely Somebody and he knew it, from the topmost wave of his healthy brown hair to the glossy tip of his expensive loafers.

      “May I try?” His fingers came an inch closer, tickling the blade of the knife.

      She hesitated. Was it really a smart idea to hand a sharp Wüsthof to a total stranger? She glanced at Bitsy, but that was no help, because Bitsy was staring at the man as if he were a big glass of Nectar of Paradise and she had just crossed the Mojave.

      The man’s hand closed around hers. Allison held on to the knife. “Who are you?”

      He smiled. “I’m someone who would take just as much pleasure from skewering Lincoln Gray as you would.” He nodded toward the pile of fruit on the satin chair. “That is Lincoln, I assume?”

      “It’s the closest thing to Lincoln we’ve seen today, anyhow.” She eyed him curiously. He wanted to knife Lincoln, too? What could his quarrel with her fiancé be? Was Lincoln secretly an escaped convict or something?

      But this guy didn’t look like a policeman, either.

      “Okay.” She let go of the knife. “He’s all yours.”

      While the man was gauging his aim, Allison had a few seconds to study him unobserved. He wasn’t as pretty as Lincoln. He wasn’t, in fact, pretty at all. His face had none of Lincoln’s smooth choirboy charm. This man was all angles and power, from his hawk-straight nose—if he’d ever had been in a fight, he’d won it—to his square jaw, which extended just one power millimeter beyond his cheek.

      He was broad shouldered and tall, with milk-chocolate eyes, dark-chocolate hair and a caramel tan that said he liked to be outdoors. He reminded her of a comic book she’d read as a child in which the hero had been drawn in bold, black lines and intense shadings of extra ink.

      Next to this guy, Lincoln would look about as sexy as Little Lord Fauntleroy.

      Suddenly, the stranger flicked his wrist and let the knife fly. It zipped through the air and buried itself with a thunk into Lincoln’s ripe watermelon body, just above the cute raisin belly button. A drizzle of pale pink juice seeped out around the blade.

      “Got him!” Bitsy applauded. “Well done!”

      He bowed sardonically. “Thanks, but I was actually aiming for the heart. Guess I’d better not quit my day job.”

      Allison tilted her head and felt her pearl tiara slip sideways. Though she’d taken off her veil an hour ago, the silly crown was embedded under an inch of teased hair, so she’d left it on.

      She reached up to straighten it, aware that she looked ridiculous. A wannabe princess who couldn’t find anyone to play happily-ever-after with. “And what exactly is your day job? There can’t be enough money in hating Lincoln Gray to make it a full-time career.”

      “Probably not.” He smiled, and the sharply carved bow of his upper lip softened, hinting that he might have interesting layers beneath the comic-hero facade. “There are too many people who’d be willing to hate Lincoln Gray for free.”

      “There are? Who?”

      Bitsy, who was rocking the knife blade out of the watermelon, smiled over her shoulder and raised her hand. “Me!”

      “Other than my best friends,” Allison said. “Look, maybe you’d better get straight to the point Mr….? I don’t think you told us your name. Why are you here? Did you know this was going to happen?” A horrible thought presented itself. “Are you trying to tell me that Lincoln has done this before?”

      “I’m Mark Travers. I’m here because my private detective told me that Lincoln Gray would be here. I did not know this was going to happen. But, yes, he’s done this before. Sort of.”

      She felt a little woozy. She put her hand on one of the empty tables and tried to focus on Mark Travers’s face, which seemed to be fading in and out. “Sort of?”

      “Yeah. He’s done the disappearing thing. But the last time he vanished, it was after the wedding. One month after, to be exact.”

      She sank onto one of the chairs. “Lincoln has been married before?”

      “Not has been,” Mark Travers corrected. “Is.”

      “Is…”

      “Is. Present tense. Is currently, legally married. To my sister.”

       CHAPTER TWO

      FOUR HOURS LATER, Mark Travers entered the downtown Boston Lullabies with a grim lack of enthusiasm, cursing the chivalrous impulse that had made him agree to any rendezvous poor, jilted Allison Cabot suggested.

      He understood completely her need to get out of that fairy-tale wedding dress before she discussed the details of her fiancé’s treachery. It even made sense that she’d wanted to meet here, at the flagship store of her successful string of baby boutiques, because this was obviously where she felt most powerful.

      However, Lullabies was every bit the estrogen explosion he’d expected. Hundreds of ornate, overpriced cribs, tinkling mobiles and sickeningly cute booties being stroked moronically by pregnant women. Even the walls frothed with sweetness, as if the floor had thrown off stuffed ducks and bunnies the way a cotton-candy machine throws off pink sugar.

      He turned sideways to avoid a woman who was so pregnant she definitely needed a wider aisle and just might, if he bumped her too hard, need an ambulance. Unfortunately, that caused him to knock into a three-foot-high plush lamb that immediately began to make weird whooshing noises. Emits Womblike Sounds, the tag on the lamb’s tail said. Mark dug around for the off button, but apparently the damn thing was motion activated.

      Hell. He set his jaw and strode toward the staircase that led to the second-floor loft, where Allison had said her offices were located. The stairs were carpeted in pink frogs; butterflies dangled from the banister rails. The public-relations professional in him admired the imaginative decor, but he’d still rather have met her at the city dump.

      He didn’t do babies and he didn’t do women who wanted to do babies.

      He saw Allison even before he reached the top. The front wall of her office was all glass, so that she СКАЧАТЬ