The Secret Life of Sally Tomato. Jean Ure

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      First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2000

      Text copyright © Jean Ure 2000

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      Source ISBN: 9780006751502

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       For Henrietta (We made each other laugh) and for my friend Mark Alexander (also known as Ranny Arbuckle …)

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

Copyright

Prologue

A is for armpit

B stands for boob and also for breast

C is for chuck

D is for diarrhoea

E is for eyeful

       F is for flob

       G is for grolly

       H is for halitosis

       I is for impure

       J is for Jimmy

       K is for knockers and Knickers

       L is for lips

       M is for match

       N is for nuddy

       O is for off

       P is for pimples, in other words, spots

       Q is a letter that’s followed by U

       R is for rear

       S is for sex

       T is for tit

       U is for ugh!

       V is for vulgar

       W stands for willy

       X marks the spot

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       About the Author

       Also by Jean Ure

      About the Publisher

      Some people keep diaries: I am going to keep an alphabet! I am going to do two letters a week, starting from Monday. (The beginning of the spring term.) For every letter, I am going to write a poem. Some of them may be quite rude; it depends how I’m feeling. In between the poems I shall write down chunks of everyday life. My life! All the things that are happening to me, and especially with girls. If by the time I reach Z I still have not done it, I shall most probably go out and shoot myself.

      Or drown myself, as I don’t have a gun.

      Or swallow fifty-eight bottles of aspirin, or hurl myself СКАЧАТЬ