Elegance. Kathleen Tessaro

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      I sit there and she stares at me from behind her square-rimmed glasses.

      We’ve come to the impasse: part of our weekly routine.

      I grin sheepishly.

      ‘I think I’ll sit up today,’ I say.

      Mrs P blinks at me, unmoved. ‘And why would you like to do that?’

      ‘I want to see you.’

      ‘And why do you want to do that?’ she repeats. They always want to know why; there’s not really a lot of difference between a therapist and a four-year-old.

      ‘I don’t like to be alone. I feel alone when I’m lying down.’

      ‘But you’re not alone,’ she points out. ‘I’m here.’

      ‘Yes, but I can’t see you.’ I’m starting to feel really frustrated.

      ‘So,’ she adjusts her glasses further back on her nose, ‘you need to “see” someone in order not to feel alone?’

      She’s speaking to me in italics, throwing my words back at me, the way therapists do. I won’t be bullied. ‘No, not always. But if I’m going to talk to you, I’d rather be looking at you.’ And with that, I push myself back on the daybed so that I’m leaning against the wall.

      I start to pick at the bobbles in the white chenille throw that covers the bed. (I’m intimately acquainted with these bobbles.) Three or four minutes drag past in silence.

      ‘You do not trust me,’ she says at last.

      ‘No, I don’t trust you,’ I agree, not so much because I believe it to be true but because she says it is and after all, she is my therapist.

      ‘I think you need more sessions,’ she sighs.

      Whenever I don’t do what she wants me to do, I need more sessions. There were whole months when I had to come every day. This is normally as far as we get; for two years we’ve been arguing about whether or not I should be allowed to sit up on the daybed. But today I have something to tell her.

      ‘I bought a book yesterday. It’s called Elegance.’

      ‘Is it a novel?’

      ‘No, it’s a kind of self-help book, a guide that tells you how you can become elegant.’

      She raises an eyebrow. ‘And what does “becoming elegant” mean to you?’

      ‘Being chic, sophisticated. You know, like Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly.’

      ‘And why is that important?’

      I feel suddenly frivolous and girly – like a female member of the Communist Party caught reading an issue of Vogue. ‘Well, I don’t know that it’s important but it’s worth striving for, don’t you think?’ And then I spot her beige, orthopaedic sandals.

      Maybe not.

      I take another tack. ‘What I mean is, they were always pulled together, never unseemly or dishevelled in any way. Every time you saw them, they were perfectly groomed, faultlessly dressed.’

      ‘And is that what you would like, to be “pulled together, never unseemly or dishevelled in any way”?’

      I think a moment. ‘Yes,’ I say at last. ‘I’d love to be clean and chic and not such a terrible mess all the time.’

      ‘I see.’ She nods her head. ‘You are not clean. That makes you dirty. Not chic. That makes you unfashionable. And a terrible mess. Not just a mess, but a terrible mess. So, you feel you are unattractive.’

      She makes everything sound so much worse than it is.

      Still, she has a point.

      ‘Well, no, I don’t feel very attractive,’ I admit, wincing inwardly as I say it. ‘The truth is, I feel the opposite of attractive. Like it doesn’t matter what I look like.’

      She peers at me over the top of her glasses. ‘And why doesn’t it matter what you look like?’

      A thick wave of unconsciousness swims up to meet me. ‘Because … I don’t know … because it just doesn’t matter.’ I try unsuccessfully to stifle a yawn.

      ‘But surely your husband notices,’ she insists.

      I wonder what she means by ‘notices’. Is this some kind of euphemism? Does her husband ‘notice’ her in her knee-highs and skirt?

      ‘No, no he’s not that way,’ I explain, pushing the unwelcome vision of them ‘noticing’ each other from my mind. ‘He’s really not interested in that sort of thing.’ My eyelids are at half-mast now; it feels like they weigh a ton.

      ‘And what sort of thing is that?’

      ‘I don’t know … bodies, appearances, clothes.’

      ‘And how does that make you feel?’ she persists. ‘That he is not interested in your body, your appearance, or your clothes?’

      I think for a moment. ‘Tired,’ I conclude. ‘It makes me feel tired. Anyway, why should he be interested in those things? He loves me for who I am, not the way I look.’ I’m sinking further and further into the daybed like a deflating balloon.

      ‘Yes, but love is not just a feeling,’ she continues, undeterred. ‘Or an idea. It’s completely natural that there is a physical side too. You are young. You are attractive. You are … falling asleep, am I right?’

      I pull myself up with a jerk. ‘No, no I’m fine. Just a little drowsy. Late night last night.’ I don’t know why I bother to lie. Perhaps what she says is true: I don’t trust her.

      ‘Well, in any case, time is up for today.’

      As soon as she says it, I start to revive.

      I leave, head straight to the newsagent’s on the corner and buy two Kit Kats. I eat them in rapid succession, waiting for the train. I’ll never get this therapy gig. Can’t wait till I’m cured and have been given some sort of certificate I can show my husband.

      A disembodied voice comes over the intercom to announce that, due to signalling problems, the next southbound train will be in twelve minutes. I sit down on a bench in the corner and take the copy of Elegance from my bag. A gust of wind rustles through it and the book falls open on a page from the preface.

      From my earliest childhood, one of my principal preoccupations was to be well dressed, a somewhat precocious ambition that was encouraged by my mother, who was extremely fashion-conscious herself. Together we would go to the dressmaker and select combinations of fabrics and styles that ensured our outfits were entirely original and impossible to copy.

      I think of my own mother and of how she hated shopping, dressing up or looking at herself in mirrors. Not only did she not aspire to elegance, but I believe she suspected it as a pursuit. It was at odds with the aesthetics СКАЧАТЬ