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Название: Fiona Gibson 3 Book Bundle

Автор: Fiona Gibson

Издательство: HarperCollins

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isbn: 9780007527021

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      ‘Yes, Freddie?’

      ‘Will he still be our daddy?’

      She frowns. ‘D’you mean when the new baby comes?’

      ‘Yeah.’ He nods solemnly.

      Kerry bites her lip, willing herself not to cry, at least not until she’s reached the sanctuary of the kitchen. ‘Of course he will,’ she says. ‘Don’t worry, darling. Daddy loves both of you and nothing will ever change that.’

      Chapter Seventeen

      ‘Migraine better?’ Eddy enquires as Rob saunters into the office on Thursday morning.

      ‘Yes, much better thanks.’ He plans to get the pleasantries over with as quickly as possible so he can hide behind his screen and at least pretend to be working.

      ‘Unusual for one to last for two days,’ Eddy adds with a smirk.

      ‘Er, yeah. Anyway, I’m fine now,’ Rob says, marching towards his desk with what feels like a ridiculously bouncy walk in order to display his wellness to all. Does everyone know, he wonders? Surely Nadine hasn’t said anything yet. During their brief, slightly terse conversations during the past few days, she’s assured him that she has no intention of ‘making a grand announcement’, as she put it. She’s at her desk at the far end of the office, prim and expressionless in a dress with tiny purple flowers all over it. Hair neat, red lipstick immaculately applied. She flicks her gaze up at Rob, then quickly back down to her screen.

      Rob switches on his computer and stares at it. His first task today is to write his second Miss Jones column, although at this moment it feels as insurmountable as building a cathedral with his bare hands. On this grim, drizzly October morning, the very concept of sex seems appalling; dirty, misguided, leading only to cake-throwing and despair. Yet he has no choice other than to get on with it. Having missed two days of work, and being incapable of switching on his laptop at home, he’s hopelessly behind with everything. He needs to talk to Kerry but, understandably, she either cuts him off or won’t pick up the call. How can he possibly write a coherent sentence with all of this whirling around in his brain?

      Gazing at his blank screen, Rob tries to force his brain into writer mode. As they work three months ahead – they are already planning the January issue – his first Miss Jones column has yet to provoke any reader response, so he has no idea if he got it right with the food-in-the-bedroom one. For this issue, Eddy has suggested the topic of ‘Why women sometimes go off sex’. How the hell should Rob know? He’s not a woman, as he’s reminded his editor on several occasions. ‘Think like a woman then,’ Eddy instructed him with a snigger.

      Okay, think. Think. It’s not easy, considering his wife has left him and God knows when he’ll next see Mia and Freddie. He also can’t quite believe that Nadine plans to go ahead with this pregnancy, but Rob can’t allow his thoughts to venture down that sorry route now. Using all his faculties to tune out the background chatter, Rob tries to think himself into being a woman. Right. He is now not only a woman but a woman who has gone off sex. More than frigid, she is virtually deep-frozen. She would rather have a cup of tea or an episode of EastEnders – anything rather than her boyfriend’s mauling hands all over her.

      How has Rob’s life ended up like this? This isn’t how he’d envisaged himself as a rookie journalist nearly twenty years ago. He’d imagined travelling to war-torn countries, crafting insightful pieces and making a name for himself. Rob glances around the office in mild alarm. Catching Nadine’s eye, he quickly turns back to his screen. It’s only six hundred words, he reminds himself. Get on with it, idiot. Before we talk about what you can do, he types quickly, we need to look at why I might not be in the mood right now. Maybe I’m stressed at work and you’re not paying me enough attention when I come home, shattered, after a terrible Tube journey … These days it’s assumed that Mr Jones’s entire readership lives in London. ‘Why live somewhere that tries to be like London but is smaller and crapper?’ Eddy once remarked. ‘Crappier,’ Rob yearned to correct him.

      Damn, now he’s lost his thread. A small photo in a silver frame eyes him from his desk. It’s of Mia and Freddie on a Majorcan beach a couple of summers ago; they’d been thrilled by the tiny fish that had darted around their legs. What are they doing right now, he wonders? Has Kerry told them yet? If they were terribly distraught – as he imagines they were – perhaps she’s kept them off school and they’re all huddled on the sofa, discussing what a despicable father he is. Rob blinks at the photo again before placing it carefully in his desk drawer.

      When he looks up, Nadine is strolling towards him. ‘Hi,’ she says, her eyes flicking towards his screen and a small smile crossing her lips.

      ‘Er, hi, Nadine.’ He wills her to go away and play with her gonk pencils or something. Instead, she starts reading the text on his screen. ‘“Maybe I’m not in the mood right now”,’ she teases in a breathy voice. ‘“Maybe you need to pay me a little more attention instead of coming home and spending an hour offloading about work …”’

      Rob feels his cheeks burning. ‘Yeah, well. Got to get into character, you know.’

      ‘Hmm. Anyway, I just wondered what you’re doing for lunch today, now your migraine’s gone?’

      ‘No plans,’ he murmurs. ‘Shall we, er, grab a sandwich or something?’

      She nods curtly. ‘I think we should.’

      He glances quickly around the office to check no one’s listening in. ‘I have tried to talk to you,’ he whispers. ‘I’ve called you so many times but you always seem—’

      She nods, already turning away. ‘Let’s have lunch.’

      Now it’s impossible for Rob to concentrate on the wretched column. Yet he ploughs onwards, suggesting more possible reasons for this poor female’s libido to have plummeted, and by the time he’s arrived at the ‘what you can do bit’ he is barely capable of focusing on the screen.

      So lunchtime, when it finally rolls around, is almost a relief. Having brazenly left the office together, he and Nadine have settled upon a new deli-cum-cafe they’ve never been to before, having carefully avoided the team’s usual haunts. They have chosen the table furthest from the window, yet Rob still wishes there was a screen or something, to shield them from prying eyes.

      ‘So … how are you feeling?’ he asks glumly.

      ‘All right,’ Nadine says with a weak smile. ‘Still shell-shocked, I guess.’

      ‘Have you told many people yet?’

      ‘No, just my closest friends – my besties.’

      ‘Right.’ He grimaces at the waitress as their orders arrive; hers a neat grilled chicken salad, dressing on the side, his a gargantuan salt beef sandwich.

      ‘You haven’t told your parents?’ he asks.

      She shakes her head.

      ‘How d’you think they’ll react?’

      ‘Er … Mum’ll be fine, I think. Dad maybe not, but we’ll see.’

      Rob nods and glances down at his plate, realising he’s not СКАЧАТЬ